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2. schlort
a small and rather mal-nurished penis
"luke u have a schlort"
by Shackoon Jun 27, 2005 add a video
1. schlort
A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.
HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.
by bt Feb 27, 2003 add a video
3. Schlort
Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion.
Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"
4. schlort
Opposite of schlong.

A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin.

Something your woman refers to as "cute".
You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!
5. schlort
Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"
Guy: Hey, do you want to see my dick?

Girl: Maybe if it wasnt a schlort
6. Schlort
Like a Schlong, but shorter.
We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!
7. schlort
Schlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted.
He buried his fist in my ass with a hearty schlort
by Vissago Dec 27, 2002 add a video
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