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a small and rather mal-nurished penis "luke u have a schlort"
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A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong. HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.
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Schlort is the antonym of Schlong; that is, it is slang for a small penis, rather than one of more impressive proportion. Conversation overheard in the Plymouth Co-op: "Dave's not so much got a schlong, but a schlort. I only go out with him as he's got a Subaru"
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Opposite of schlong.
A very small dick. A beenie weenie. A vienna sausage. A sweet gherkin. Something your woman refers to as "cute". You call that a schlong? Looks more like a schlort!
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Having a short penis, but not too short, because that would be a "schliny"
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Like a Schlong, but shorter. We all laughed our asses off when he whipped out his tiny little schlort!
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Schlort is the sound the colon and lower intestine make when a foot, fist, or other large object or appendage is forcefully inserted. He buried his fist in my ass with a hearty schlort
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