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Schlegan Schlogan 

A stupid little girl
Hey Schlegan Schlogan!
Schlegan Schlogan by John Palmer December 20, 2003

Schloopian 

Bill Cosby in the dick headass; A person with a penis that is attracted to roofies
Person 1: I got called a Schloopian by these girls bro im sad
Person 2: Hey man hit em with the backwards goldfish penis attachment
Schloopian by Kdaddy&Pat May 12, 2020

Schloogamahoof

The last word uttered by explorer/lexicographer Fred Flooftdooft, upon encountering a rather large group of armed zangdoos.
Schloogamahoof by Googles January 21, 2004

Schloonga 

Amanda: That guy had Schloonga no girth on it at all, it felt like someone was poking my cooter with a needle.
Schloonga by Seb & Joe April 10, 2007

schlopocan 

A leperchaun that makes waffles/pancakes. But the waffles slash pancakes must be colored. No non-colored waffles slash pancakes.
Those schlopocans make amazing purple pancakes!
schlopocan by toystoryy3 July 5, 2010

Schloogen Doogen 

Cookie dough made with blended Hershey kisses instead of chocolate chips. Served raw to guests in the shape of a penis. And balls.
It's ok. We have Hershey Kisses. Just make a schloogen doogen.
Schloogen Doogen by Seymour B. April 12, 2011