Schlongitarian 

A person who's diet consist of 100% penis...

All of Justin Hartman's friends are schlongitarians!

Schlongitarian by Z-Mayo June 7, 2009

schnoogit 

A man-made comfortable nook, like a cave dug in sand or a cradle made out of pillows and blankets

The girl made herself comfortable, sporting an extra large hoodie and sweats as she lounged on her schnoogit of pillows and stuffed animals

schnoogit by Prince Charming 143 December 21, 2010

schloogie 

Similar to a shart, when you fart and a lumpy slug of turd juice unloads in your drawers.

I ate too many cheese enchiladas and hocked a schloogie in my britches.

schloogie by Bigdaddydirtypants July 27, 2018

schlogathong grommis 

A kind of chodechonger that spends its time posting flames on lonux forums about his new exim configuration, while simultaneously seagulling anyone who passes by his desk.

billabong yonghis

schlogathong grommis by flonathon July 18, 2003

schmoogit

An expression of anger or remorse.

You bastard, schmoogit! My cat was hit by a plane, schmoogit!

schmoogit by Gerbilweebies May 13, 2005

schlongitude 

1. The length of a man's penis.
2. A big dick.
3. The attitude expressed by someone who is a big dick.

Man, why are you gettin' all up in my face with that schlongitude, put that thing away before you hurt someone why don't you.

schlongitude by emresch October 23, 2008

schlongitis

an erect penis; more commonly used (compared to similar slang) when one wishes to "tread lighter" with a comment/observation

What's with you today, Mike. You developing a case of schlongitis?

schlongitis by Michelle_the_belle November 21, 2011