Schlong Shot 

Like a dick pic only schlonger.

I always have mixed feelings about unsolicested schlong shots. On the one hand, Ew, on the other hand... dayum!

Nick asked me to send nudes last night, but I made him send me a schlong shot first!

Schlong Shot by Kinn Notap May 21, 2017

schlonghozzled 

to be mislead to believing something.

i heard theres free din dins at the fire hall. we might be getting schlonghozzled.

schlonghozzled by dickeredplianceguy March 5, 2012

Slongshot 

The 2020 word for dick pics. This word will revolutionize the way people chat in 2020!

Yo dawg, I just sent that girl my "slongshot" and she took a screenshot of it! I think she likes it :)

Slongshot by realpygmygoat December 3, 2019

schlongbottom 

1. something you call a person, when you can't think of an insult to call them

1. Stop being such a...a...schlongbottom.

schlongbottom by sharelydumbdumb April 1, 2011

shlingshot 

A style of pickup used mainly when in contact with college girls; the actual shlingshot (position) can be utilized when kissing. It entails the lifting of the womans leg while making out preferably on a couch in a living room.

Oh God Danny is here,..."I think hes lining up the shlingshot," "yeah look hes taking aim."

shlingshot by Shling-ling April 8, 2008

schlonghat

The excess skin left around your penis after circumcision

With a British accent; pardon me mam have you noticed my exquisite Schlonghat.

schlonghat by Hiemie April 7, 2018

slongshot 

A fun mistake. Usually a byproduct of autocorrect. However comma, unless you make it an inside joke, it's usually a freak incident.

Person 1: I could use a slingshot, have my friends drive it to your mailbox, I could probably use some ballistic missiles to carry it there too.

Person 2: Hmmm. I like the slongshot idea.

Person 1: ooh that's a fun mistake

slongshot by UnpaidIntern December 23, 2018