schlanking

When a guy jerks off.

He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.

schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021

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Shlongkong

A shlong (penis) which is not only large in girth, but capeable of thinking on its own. Often shows up to the party unannounced...

It's on like shlongkong!

Shlongkong by Shlongkong November 5, 2010

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Predominantly used in cod by Sub1imity to describe people being shit on in cod.

Did you see that? I just schmongdingled that kid across the map.

Schmongdingle by TKola August 27, 2017

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Getting oral sex while soaking in the tub!

After a long week at work, all I wanted was a hot bath along with a schloking!

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Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline

Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining

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Lots of unnecessary sex in a movie that is over done, overly hyped or fake.

Fifty Shades of Grey had too much schlongdonging for me. I'd rather keep it real!

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The act of smoking, eating, or otherwise consuming low to mid-grade marijuana.

"Matt's over there shlonking mid again. Payday must not have come yet."

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