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1.
To be cockslapped by a man with a large penis.
'Shit that teenage mum just got schlonged by that hobo!'
by Maximus Aurelius May 28, 2009
 
2.
to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone
i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face
by Mat100 January 07, 2009