| 1. | schlong-goggles | ||
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Much the same as beer goggles, though no alcohol is required; i.e the man's schlong makes a terrible, terrible decision about a girl best left alone. The brain is hardly involved, if at all. This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag. verb; to schlong-goggle "jesus tom, what were you thinking?"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on" "however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes" |
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