| 1. | schlong-a-dong | ||
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a ridiculously large penis, at least 12 inches long with a girth of 5 inches. Usually found in IC3 males and ghetto brappers out in the hood cor jerome has got a schlong-a-dong blud!
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| 2. | schlong | ||
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A male sexual organ. In 1990, Dr Himelstoss Von Schlong had an experiment in the Vienna laboratory with an autopsy specimen. As he inspected the lower abdomen, he viewed the genitals, which to his utter surprise, were 24" U.S. cm in good length. The doctor, proceeded to remove the gargantuan penis by means of chainsaw, when he cut off his own erect penis which for some reason was out at the time. He shreiked in pain, "Sch-" (meaning to say Schiesse, the German word for excrement, US equivelent is 'shit'.) but an aid walked in and asked him "Herr Doctor, how long are you going to take wis ze autopsy?" As the doctor died slowly, he muttered "-long!". At his funeral, it was given to him the honors of naming the word "Schlong" as a reference to a long, throbbing, red-tipped, veiny penis, for the reasons of one, being his family's surname, and two, the last words he muttered. His first words as a child were "Schlong" as well. He died September 19, 1990 at age 43. Hey ladies, I'm Mark... dont mind my schlong hangin' out... just gettin it some fresh air.
Oh my, what a long schlong, I wonder how that will fit in my mouth, not to mention my vagina! "A dong-a-dong,dong. I got a LONG SCHLONG." |
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| 3. | schlong dong | ||
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A massive penis. Schlong dong can refer to the owner of the monstrosity too. "I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or "Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him." |
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| 4. | dong-frog | ||
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A slut; a woman (or man) who jumps around from dick to dick. "Hey did you hear Sally has a new boyfriend? That's the third this month!"
"Man, that bitch is a dong-frog." |
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| 5. | Dong Bonger | ||
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A person who constantly peforms blow jobs, a slut or an idiot. Jimmy is a dong bonger.
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| 6. | Dong Bomb | ||
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A Dong Bomb is the act of sending non-descript links or e-mails to co-workers at work, only to have the link or e-mail open to a self-shot of a naked man in a mirror thus exposing the recipient to a dong. Co Worker: Is this link safe?
You: Of course it's safe, it's a great story! Co Worker: Dude, thant's not safe, it's a picture of someones dong! You: You've been DONG BOMBED! |
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| 7. | hung like a fox | ||
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(adj) in reference to the male genitalia
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1. Most commonly used as an insult, parodying the more infamous hung like a horse and its ilk (hung like a donkey, hung like an elephant, hung like a sperm whale, pack of wolves, hung like a, and etc.) implying that a man has a small penis (a.k.a a rice dick or mouse cock). Often used in conjunction with a parody of sly like a fox, switching the names of the animals. Could be substituted with "hung like a shrew", since shrews have the smallest penises in the animal kingdom (.2 inches / 5 mm). 2. Far less commonly used as a compliment (I’ve personally only heard in once) perhaps an indirect reference to kinky fox sex, box fox, or pocket fox. However, after having done some research, I would like to point out a more direct interpretation: First consider an average gra... |
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