Schlobengrinder 

When everytime you go out clubbing you get so drunk you start slobbering and grinding with fatties, eventually leading to taking them home.

Dan is the worst schlobengrinder to go clubbing with.

Schlobengrinder by akaleftwardslopingpenis June 19, 2016

schlome 

A term used in scv and valley that refers to minature vapes. The roots of the word come from a combination of being “schlumped” and “domed” when taking a fat hit. Can also be used in other tenses when one is “schloming” or becoming “schlomed.”

ex.1
guy 1: yo lemme hit that schlome

guy2: hell yah brother

ex.2
guy 1: bro how much nic is that im f*cking schlomed

guy 2: 25...pussy

schlome by Bonjourbitches February 9, 2019

schlomanomadingdong 

It's another word for penis. Instead of saying the word "Penis" you can say schlomanomadingdong.

Your brother is jerking off to porn and you walk in the room without knocking, and you see his penis and say "Wow, that's a big schlomanomadingdong."

schlomanomadingdong by TheLKA June 13, 2013

Sluzen Schlogenz

A cross between Cunt and fuck x 1000 used as an adjective to describe someone

That woman over there is rude. Yeah she’s a real Sluzen Schlogenz

Sluzen Schlogenz by JHFMX September 15, 2019

schlominate 

dominate to the utmost degree

Did you see me schlominate that kid in basketball?

schlominate by Jason Smash January 22, 2007

Schmoment

An awkward or embarrassing social situation where a person is left feeling like a moron, putz or Schmoe.

Ex 1: I broke wind on the empty elevator only to have my someone get on at the next floor when things still smelled ripe.

Ex 2: I had a complete schmoment when I thought I was alone when I picked my wedge, then I saw the security camera behind me.

Ex 3: My schmoment of the day was when I asked the young lady accompanying my boss if she was his daughter- it was his girlfriend.

Schmoment by Aaron Sagers July 5, 2005

schlominique 

Girl named Dominique: hot girl with big booty who likes to suck large cock. The term schlominique means a Dominique somewhere in the world is sucking off some guy and is deep throating him, until his penis gets lodged in her throat. They must be rushed to the hospital. If they don't get the problem fixed quickly, the outcome could be potentially deadly.

Jill: Did you see what happened to Paris Hilton last night?

John: No. What did she do?

Jill: She got caught in the middle of a schlominique with George Bush and they had to be rushed to intesive care!

schlominique by haruhi_godess January 25, 2009