schlort 

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

schlort by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.

Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

schlack schlorts by just make the money January 13, 2014

schlorn 

It’s when you kill someone with sleeping pills

Person A: How did she die?
Person B: She was schlorn

schlorn by Lapetie April 28, 2020

Schlork 

Eating something of large quantity very quickly

Dude, did you see me schlork that whole buffet?

Schlork by Big Lack April 23, 2019

Scholera 

A malady of the student digestive system leading to involuntary expulsion of large amounts of academic shit.

In their most recent meeting, Garrick's supervisor politely informed him that his latest thesis submission resembled a particularly messy case of scholera.

Scholera by Captain Frazzled August 25, 2011

Schleronied 

To be schleronied is to be ‘shreked’ In a form of way that’s very sad for the shrekee but for the shreker it’s good - it’s only useful in the Uncle Hunkle

Ohh, my uncle is such a hunkle - haha schleronied!

Schleronied by dinky__donk December 29, 2017

Schlorp 

This is the noise you make when you are rapidly sucking ramen noodles down your throat.

Danny: Hey Mike, how you doing??
Mike: *Schlorp* going good Dan

Schlorp by Bryan Seaman May 30, 2018