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2.
(shlok) schlocked, schlock*y, schlock*ish

Origin: 1910-15 Yiddish word 'shlak'

-adjective
1. Something that lacks integrity or truth. A lie.
-noun
2. An object that holds little or no value.
1. Daniel: "Thanks man...I'll pay you back as soon as I can!"
David: "What a load of schlock!"
2. Daniel: "What do you think about Britney Spears' new album?"
David: "Its a worthless piece of scholck, that's what I think!"
by Mr.3d PHD March 07, 2008
 
1.
Usually used in reference to movies/music/art.

1. Crap

2. Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.
Who was depraved enough to come up with this schlock?

I'm a big fan of b-rated schlock horror films.
by banned in france October 25, 2004
 
3.
junk, goods sold of inferior quality, junky souvenirs
She wanted to buy every piece of schlock in the store.
by PuraVida May 26, 2005
 
4.
A mobile peice of crap, armed with 2 plasma cannons. Lovable and violent. Hangs out with Tagon's Toughs.
Tagon: Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.
Schlock: And your point is...
Tagon: Let's broaden the definition of "necessary".
by Forderz June 02, 2008
 
5.
Sleek outerwear worn on the Schlong and fashioned from a single white tube sock.
The Schlock was popularized by the alt rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers whose members proudly wore the fashion forward outerwear during a 2004 tour.
by drawfork December 20, 2008
 
6.
Person who is full of BS, or generall a DB of the highest order
what a schlock, that guy is definitely a DB
by schlockenberry April 03, 2007
 
7.
A large penis - Word combines schlong and cock in one easy to use word. Kill two birds with one stone.
Johnny: "Wanna see my schlock?"

(Johnny whips out schlock)

Girl: "WOW! That's a huge schlong!" or "WOW! That fuckin cock is EPIC!"

Wow, those JNS guys have have huge schlocks!
by JNSphoLYFE February 01, 2010