annoying old people who think the world owes them so they do increadably annoying things like smoke two packs a day in the apt. next door without opening a window because they can't remember how to open a window or are cold when it's 90 degree's outside or just plain ole don't give a shit if scummy ass tobacco smoke grosses you out and makes your nose hurt
that brain dead old fart smells like schlock when's he gonna burn down the complex soon I hope so i can get out of this lease and move far away from it's schlock
Usually used in reference to movies/music/art.
2. Of very poor quality, esp. as a result of being made with insufficient funds or too quickly.
Who was depraved enough to come up with this schlock?
I'm a big fan of b-rated schlock horror films.
(shlok) schlocked, schlock*y, schlock*ish
Origin: 1910-15 Yiddish word 'shlak'
1. Something that lacks integrity or truth. A lie.
2. An object that holds little or no value.
1. Daniel: "Thanks man...I'll pay you back as soon as I can!"
David: "What a load of schlock!"
2. Daniel: "What do you think about Britney Spears' new album?"
David: "Its a worthless piece of scholck, that's what I think!"
junk, goods sold of inferior quality, junky souvenirs
She wanted to buy every piece of schlock in the store.
A mobile peice of crap, armed with 2 plasma cannons. Lovable and violent. Hangs out with Tagon's Toughs.
Tagon: Your ideas tend to result in unnecessary violence, Sergeant Schlock.
Schlock: And your point is...
Tagon: Let's broaden the definition of "necessary".
Sleek outerwear worn on the Schlong and fashioned from a single white tube sock.
The Schlock was popularized by the alt rock band Red Hot Chili Peppers whose members proudly wore the fashion forward outerwear during a 2004 tour.
Person who is full of BS, or generall a DB of the highest order
what a schlock, that guy is definitely a DB
A large penis - Word combines schlong
in one easy to use word. Kill two birds with one stone.
Johnny: "Wanna see my schlock?"
(Johnny whips out schlock)
Girl: "WOW! That's a huge schlong
!" or "WOW! That fuckin cock
Wow, those JNS guys have have huge schlocks!