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a form of sexually transmitted disease, contracted from the sleezy guy at the corner of the bar. Or any of the various employees at any given pizza hut.
Did you hear about sarah? She totally caught the schlitzckus from matt...Now she can make her own bread.
by FALCPA January 22, 2011
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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