schistosomial

A couple that is so intertwined with each other's life that they never do anything without the other present. They act as if being torn apart from each other would cause physical damage to themselves such as with the Schistosoma parasite where the female is literally intertwined within the male.

Becky and her boyfriend are so schistosomial, ever since they have been dating, she has never left his side.

schistosomial by Dr. Schisto October 20, 2013

schlitter 

slang for kitty litter
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etymology: shit + litter = schlitter

shopping list:
pasta
bar soap
ice cream
paper towels
schlitter

schlitter by PajamaSutra June 21, 2019

schisto 

that couple you always see constantly in physical contact with each other. they always seem to be holding hands, playing with each other's hair, etc...

They are the couple constantly seen doing PDA.

The word is based off a type of parasite in which the male and female of the species are entwined around each other at all times.

Those two always seem to hang all over each other; they're so schisto.

schisto by medfreak October 18, 2014

schlitzkrieg

n.; A focused assault on the night's beers.

A whirlwind drinking binge.

Assumed to be a play on 'blitzkrieg' (meaning 'lightning attack', the term for the WWII German panzer warfare characterized by quick movement, capturing enormous areas of land, and brute force.

"TGIF-- time for a schlitzkrieg."

schlitzkrieg by Speckled Hand (Goodman Jones) September 1, 2004

schlitz shits 

The disgusting shit you get the morning after drinking a lot of cheap beer. It can be identified by the way it comes out all soft and mushy. It may feel like diarrhea but it usually appears like normal shit. Also, you'll need a couple hundred feet of toilet paper.

Whoever had the schlitz shits in the second floor bathroom needs to plunge the toilet NOW.

schlitz shits by Phil Cornholes May 14, 2008

Beer schlitz

The uncontrollable diarrhea one gets from consuming large amounts of schlitz beer

Dude, don't go in the bathroom for awhile. I had the massive beer schlitz.

Beer schlitz by Milwaukeelover January 16, 2011

schlitz-faced 

One who is shit-faced on cheap booze, such as Schlitz beer.

The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.

schlitz-faced by Anomaly July 8, 2005