schlemazel 

A perpetually unlucky person. A person who's often a victim of something bad. From Yiddish.

A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"

schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014

schleeb

Slang for 4-HO-MET, a lesser-known novel psychedelic of the Tryptamine class (which includes substances like melatonin, serotonin, DMT and Psilocin). Users typically describe Schleeb as a more recreational version of psilocybin mushrooms due to its less serious headspace and greater emphasis on visual effects.

John: "Yo Billy you tryna shnort this schleeb?"
Billy: "Hell yes John lets shnort this schleeb!"

schleeb by dogeater84 November 23, 2020

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

schleimer

in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.

upwards he´s a schleimer downwards he kicks

schleimer by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006

schlegel 

A infinitesimally small unit of measurement that is of the utmost importance.

The trajectory calculations for the rocket were off by a schlegel , now it's on a collision course with the sun. titch

schlegel by thethirteenthlegion June 12, 2017

Schleifenschlampe 

A person who ties somebody else’s shoe.

Eine Person welche anderen die Schuhe bindet.

The new girl in our class is such a schleifenschlampe, she really ties everyone’s shoes for a fiver.

Das neue Mädchen in unserer Klasse ist so eine schleifenschlampe, für ein Fünfer bindet sie von jedem die Schuhe.

Schleifenschlampe by MrYamiUrSimp May 10, 2022

Schleb 

Schleb

Schleb (mass noun) may mean any of the following:

(1.) the name for an often-useless piece of information which adds no real contextual value to a conversation and/or is untrue. Such pieces of information may actually detract from conversation, or in rare cases, lead to illness and death (see (2)).

(2.) a term of originally medical slang, but now also as a degrading insult to describe a compulsive lier: such people find it eventually impossible to tell the truth if they have been afflicted with the condition for their entire life. Has been known to be linked with dementia. At the time of publication, no cure has been diagnosed.

(3.) (Archaic verb) to trick and deceive but without malicious intent. The word is an amalgamation and contraction of the verb "Shebulate," a word first seen in F. Scott Fitzgerald's 1925 work "The Great Gatsby."

DERIVATIVES:
Romanesque Latin: from "Slebbitus" meaning "dastardly, spiteful" and "Slebulus" meaning "deceitful" (noun). 16th C. and 20th C. use from Marlowe and Fitzgerald respectively. Also used by Top Gear presenter William Woollard on a 1983 show. Allegedly he found the word so appealing, he went on to name (or at least nickname) his son after it.

(1.) A: "Did you know I won a 1925 edition of a Ducati 175
Cruiser motorbike from a raffle ticket I found on the
inside of my can of Scotch?

B: "Well... Ducati wasn't founded until 1926 and you know it.
That's just complete schleb you're speaking!"

(2.) "I'm sorry madam... there's no hope for your son; he's
a Schleb."

(3.) "Anastasia, for the last time! You're shebulating with me
again! Right, that's it - I'm taking you to court to press
charges for sexual deviancy!"

Schleb by OED online October 21, 2010