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3.
1. <verb> A very unpleasant or inconvenient journey of any distance.
2. <noun> A person lacking social skills. A dork. Not a friend of choice.
1. "Oy, my legs are killin me, I don't wanna schlep to 711 right now!"

2. "Yeah, he always gets blackout drunk! What a schlep."
by Nate Nasty February 03, 2006
 
1.
To carry, bring or otherwise transmit something which is difficult to move.
I'm not going to schlep that stack of papers all the way over here!
by The Grammar Nazi October 11, 2001
 
2.
A long and tiresome walk.
Origin: Yiddish.
It's a bit of a schlep from here to the shop.
by Jono March 27, 2005
 
4.
A person who does the opposite of what they should or is being a huge douche, to the annoyance of those around them. An insult that is usually made between friends or to label a person a group of friends do not like.
That flid was such a schlep last night.

That schlep leaves his trash all over our place.
by SchlepMaster February 05, 2013
 
5.
A person who does a job they they are not qualified to do, although they pretend they are. They typically cause more damage than good.
When I had my stove fire, the real fireman must have been busy that day. The schleps they sent cut holes in the roof and flooded the place with water, ruining everything.
by dickfitzentite September 17, 2009
 
6.
Noun- Acronym for Secular Communist Humanist Liberal Evolutionist Progressive.

Sometimes spelled SHLEPP, which is an acronym for Socialist Heathen Leftist Environmentalist Progressive Pagan.

These two acronyms are totally interchangable, adaptable, and modifiable, e.g., one could use SCHLEP as Socialist Commie Heathen Liberal Eviro-fag Pussy, and it would still have the same meaning.
Girl #1: So, did that guy in your Creative Environmental Alarmism class ever ask you out?

Girl #2: You mean the SCHLEP? Yeah, he asked me to go to the Dave Matthews concert, but I told him I'd rather give myself a root canal than ever hear another Dave Matthews song. I doubt that little SHLEPP could satisfy his chihuahua.
by YouAlreadyKnowWhoIAm March 29, 2010
 
7.
to lug a giant box of yarmulkah up a tall steep flight of stairs by your shlong
Jewish guy: "I had to schlep"
"Hail OBAMA"



by Johnny cravittits February 23, 2009