schlems
schlems by guellatoni May 12, 2004
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schlemazel
A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"
schlemazel by Osama_Bin Login January 12, 2014
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hammacher schlemmer
A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.
hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013
schlesh
Alternative but incorrect spelling of slesh, which is to cover one's face in vomit when intoxicated and unknowingly wake up with vomit stains over your face. Most often associated with projectile vomiting while lying down.
schlesh by anonymous0618 March 26, 2009
Schleswig
Schleswig is a word that can be used at anytime for any reason.
More used for curse word, but can be used to substitute anyword.
More used for curse word, but can be used to substitute anyword.
I schleswigged three times last night.
That game was schleswigging easy man!
What are you doing? "Schleswig"
I schleswiged your sister last night.
That game was schleswigging easy man!
What are you doing? "Schleswig"
I schleswiged your sister last night.
Schleswig by Chief Green Leaf December 30, 2010
schlemiel
a habitual bungler, a klutz