Schlozzle 

That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong and they are the problem.

Man, the schlozzle was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Schlozzle by ~Ñostra-Thomas® January 24, 2012

schmozzle 

A minor fight, usually an on-field quarrel between GAA players.

Pronounced “sheh-MOZZ-uhl”, this is GAA sporting slang coined by Irish radio presenter Michael O’Hehir. It refers to a minor altercation between players - quarrels that don’t escalate into serious physical violence. A bit of wrestling, a few shoves - ah sure, nothing but a schmozzle.

What's going on over there? oh, it's a bit of a schmozzle.

schmozzle by Simon Quigley March 9, 2008

schemozzle 

an ugly mess that is confusing.

The as-built markup on this drawing is a schemozzle.

schemozzle by ChrisWu August 25, 2008

Schmozzle 

Schmozzle, according to the game Balderdash, is a group of three or more monkeys.

One, two, three, four, five monkeys....Wow, now that's a Schmozzle.

Schmozzle by Some random chick... November 3, 2010

shlamozzle 

A word that can mean literally anything. If someone needs anymore context, it’s probably Jewish.

John: Wow, that’s a pretty cool shlamozzle ya got there.
Fred: Yeah, I got this shlamozzle from the shlamozzle shoppe.
John: No, I mean the other shlamozzle you have there. I hate that first shlamozzle you said.

shlamozzle by Your local synagogue May 15, 2018

Shlamozzle 

1. A Jewish horn similar to the shofar blown in times of war.
2. Another name for a mans sexual organs.

1. Today at the synagogue we practiced our ancient tradition of blowing shlamozzle.
2. Dyslexic: I just failed that Advanced Algebra test.
Cam: You really took the shlamozzle on that one bud. Blew that shlamozzle like pro.

Shlamozzle by Mr. Masons small weeny June 6, 2018

Schlozzled

When someone is incredibly drunk

Johnny got so schlozzled last night

Schlozzled by homestucktrash101 November 28, 2021