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schlochembacher 

one who is depressed and is willing to explain to anybody how bad their life is on social clubs such as myspace, facebook, twitter, etc.
schlochembacher
schlochembacher by youngno23 March 20, 2010

Schlochenthorp 

Schlochenthorp is a sex move which takes no less than three years to complete and there is absolutely NO sex to be had. It contains 849 highly detailed steps that must be followed to the letter. A full list can be found on Facebook. It can be performed solo or with multiple people.
I haven't seen John lately. Where is he?" "He is off performing Schlochenthorp with his girlfriend. He won't be back for a while"

Osgood-Schlatter's Disease 

Osgood-Schlatter disease (also known as tibial tubercle apophyseal traction injury) is an inflammation of the growth plate at the tibial tuberosity, and is one of a group of conditions collectively called osteochondroses. The condition is named after the American surgeon Robert Bayley Osgood (1873–1956) and the Swiss surgeon Carl Schlatter (1864–1934), who independently described the disease in 1903.

The disease is most common in active boys and girls aged 11-15 and is usually self-limiting


Causes
The condition is caused by stress on the patellar tendon that attaches the quadriceps muscle at the front of the thigh to the tibial tuberosity. Following an adolescent growth spurt, repeated stress from contraction of the quadriceps is transmitted through the patellar tendon to the immature tibial tuberosity. This can cause multiple subacute avulsion fractures along with inflammation of the tendon, leading to excess bone growth in the tuberosity and producing a visible lump.
Osgood-Schlatter's Disease

-Dude, What is that huge ass lump on your knee??

-Oh that is just my Osgood-Schlatters Disease also known as jumpers knee

-sweet
A mix of " see ya" and "later"
dude calm down, schlater

schachterle 

To completely and utterly dominate.
OMG -- Osama Bin Laden got Schachterle'd in the face!

You better bring those books home before I schachterle you!
schachterle by billjunk October 14, 2015

Schechter 

1. The sort of person whose ability to differentiate between right and wrong has been completely eroded.

2. A female who has managed to have intercourse with more men and other women than previously thought to be humanly possible.

3. The Queen of all past, present, and future slores.

4. A drug-addicted whore.

5. A teenage girl with the vagina of a 75-year-old lifetime prostitute, whose specialty was ten-man-gangbangs.
Dude, she's fucking fifteen guys while smoking a joint and doing a kegstand... What a Schechter.