Top Definition
A shower that, for no logical reason, bounces between freezing cold and red hot.

Can also cause the "schizothermic shuffle" as you frantically try to avoid the water.
I've just had another schizothermic shower. One minute it was freezing, the next it was scalding.
by tustiel April 11, 2011
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