A douche muffin; in simpler terms, for those who are brain fucks, it is a person who has the traits of both a douche bag and a squirrel muffin. Can also refer to any pictures of stick people participating in a gay orgy while toothless pirate whores drink a beaker of their own vomit, diarhea, vagina juice, and old contact lenses; also depicted, usually behind the whores are two fat warthogs having doggy sex while being simultaniously lit on fire by a giant talking penis
Big Bird, who is a very sick fucker, often draws kids he meets as the stick figured in his schit; thus he is a big schit
by lucious1 345 February 06, 2008
the act of taking a shit in school or during school
yo man, i just took a schit.
by captin awesome September 23, 2010