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A variation on the act of scissoring, where two women stimulate each other's clitorises to orgasm while rubbing their vulvas together, while one or both partners are shitting.
"Pamela regretted that, in her haste, she neglected to lay down a tarp before schissoring with Jennifer."

News has spread about a strain of yeast infection that is unresponsive to antibiotics spreading in the schissoring community of South Africa. Scientists are calling it "a serious cause for alarm" and "icky to infinity."
by imzalems March 06, 2013