Rim Schickler 

A homosexual or "curious" male with a penchant for performing the sexual act of (rimming) on his passed out heterosexual friends. He also rims all things in life, never being successful at anything. The lovable looser that was well read in school and unathletic.

Jesus, that Rim Schickler got fired from another window tinting job? Maybe he should try rust-proofing!

Rim Schickler by Cowlo June 2, 2017

Shirkam03 

An ex-content moderator on the mope.io wiki, Shirkam03 is a creepy harasser.

Shirkam03 likes to tell others to burn in hell, along with a lot of other things that he likes to tell others to burn in.

Shirkam03 by y = mx + b December 7, 2021

schork 

a combination of "school" and "work." first coined by a pharmacy student to describe the last year of pharmacy school, in which students pay tuition to work for free as part of their training/"learning experience."

i'll be schorking at the hospital tomorrow until 5pm.

schork by bitter pharmacy student August 24, 2011

schinkered 

1. To slow or inhibit forward movement or progress to the point of stagnation and ultimately, death.
2. The act of drawing someone's attention away from something, or to deflect.
3. The polar opposite of helpful.

I requested a change to the corporate router, but I was schinkered.

schinkered by public enemy number 2 August 9, 2006

shirken 

The act of a female performing fellatio upon a male while taking a dump. Similar to a blumpkin except the female is shitting, not the male.

Male: "Hey Doll, why are you eating so much fiber?"

Female: "Meet me in the bathroom in 30 and I will shirken the shit out of you and me, Stud!"

shirken by Kwatter June 24, 2014

Shirk and Jerk

To avoid doing work while on the clock whilst taking care of one's needs. Less euphemistically: to jack off at work.

I was feeling really stressed at work today, so I locked my office and closed the blinds for a good ol' shirk and jerk to relieve my tension before the board meeting. Totally killed the presentation!

Shirk and Jerk by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012

schicken

Gutter pronunciation of chicken.

I'm hungry. Imma go to Popeye's and get me some schicken.

schicken by Freeloading Will March 9, 2008