Schizer Tech 

Boring minimal techno or tech house that's absent of any melody, build, hook, or overall character, that electronic elitists consider avant-garde. Usually written or played by hipster douches.

"Wow, that Dj's pants are so tight it think he forgot to mix something into this basic loop."

"No this is his new release. It's called "Fixed Gear Beats" on V-Neck records. It's new age Schizer Tech."

Schizer Tech by 5lo5h March 17, 2011

Schiera 

Schiera is a girl who is thick af. Wins arm wrestling competitions even against boys. A nice and fun person.

No one is thicker than Schiera!

Schiera by ijustcamehereforonetimebye November 26, 2019

Nate Schierholtz 

a right fielder for the San Francisco Giants who works very hard and is incredibly awesome.
has ridiculous abs that are coveted by even his own teammates.
he throws out guys who think they have doubles with his Willie Mays-esque arm

Did you see that Nate Schierholtz clutch hit last night? He won us the game!

Eric Byrnes has a secret guy-crush on Nate Schierholtz

Nate Schierholtz by NateIsGreat June 22, 2011

Schizer 

The incorrectly spelt German word for "shit", correctly spelt "Scheiße". This mistake is common due to the difficulty of inserting the symbol "ß", and also down to the lack of forced foreign language lessons in the English education system. But that's soley because we don't need to, why should we speak Deutch when the world can speak English. YEAH, who's gonna high five me on that?! Anyone?

1. "Oh scheiße! Ich ging alle meine Nazi-Memorabilia Sie bei der Reinigung von meinem Mantel! SCHEIßE!"

1. "Schizer! I just did a fat schizer on my girlfriends chest after she told me she loved scat. How was I 'sposed to know she meant the lyrical free-styling most commonly found in jazz?!"

Schizer by Clydieooo April 13, 2009

Noah Schierl 

An Arabian Sniper that will probably miss his shot and chase after you screaming.

Here comes Noah Schierl listening to Indian Moonlight.

Noah Schierl by Frosty55 October 29, 2019

Schiber 

1. A large manifestation of anger often directed towards teenage males and females alike.

2. An immeasurable source of agony.

1. Damn, the police chief was a real schiber when he showed up at our party.

Schiber by Jonathan Doxan July 5, 2006

Rachel Rose Schipper 

Noun; The most beautiful, fun, smart, thing to ever touch foot on planet earth.

Oh my god! I met a girl today that was such a rachel Rose Schipper, she had 0 flaws.

Rachel Rose Schipper by Wonderpoppa11 July 19, 2019