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Term of endearment for the most pulchritudinous of the female gender, often exhibiting a highly developed acumen for perspicacity of self and fellow humans, while maintaining an air of self-abnegation of all pretentiousness. .
Ashley is one of those mythological Schitzach’s that many claim to exist, but few ever meet.
schitzach by Phuquetard October 24, 2019

schubach 

A Schubach is a sick, and rad biker that shreds park all day. He also catches lunkers. Most of them have ripped Forearms.
A Schubach is a shreder.
schubach by Donchinliltom September 6, 2021

Champaign Schanbacher

These Schanbacher's vary greatly from the rest of the Schanbacher's in the world. They tend to be crazy. They make nonsense jokes that are somehow hilarious. Some of them are dangerous. They tend to cause a lot of commotion everywhere they go. It is a known fact that 2 out of every 6 Champaign Schanbacher's chew with their mouths open and make odd noises while eating. Champaign Schanbacher's get along with each other very well and tend to watch each others back with the utmost attentiveness. Champaign Schanbacher's are either loved or hated for how different they are from others. Champaign Schanbacher's communicate with animals through high pitched voices that consist of made up words, jibberish, and objects that have been created in their imagination (i.e. SpidaMonsta, wigglebottomapotomus, poopclown, etc.). A Champaign Schanbacher, though not easily angered or intimidated, should be avoided at all costs if they go in to attack mode. They have been known to use defense tactics such as one hitter quitters, gorilla kicks, beyame stick beatings, hog tie a human techniques, run for your life paintball shootings, firecrackers attached to doors, spitting lugies on skeezers, and Jesus Swords made out of wooden 2x4's. Though Champaign Schanbacher's can be dangerous when provoked, it takes a lot to get one to the point of violence. Most of the time a Champaign Schanbacher just likes to enjoy day to day life with a weird twist.
I was walking through the mall the other day, when all of the sudden everything got really colorful and turned into a disco. The I look up, and to my surprise, a group of Champaign Schanbachers are flying in through this opening in the ceiling, on a huge flying banana that had a head like Richard Simmons, arms made of recycled sticky glue balls from underneath package labels, and feet off of an old lady with a fresh pedicure that did nothing because she still has terrible bunions. When they got off of the Richard Simmons flying banana with bunion feet, they quickly started cracking jokes like "Herman was this guy. When he eats, he makes a funny face. So give him a dollar because he deserves it." and everyone almost fell over with laughter, even though when I type it, it makes no sense, nor does it sound funny. When somebody put finger prints this glass window, it quickly angered one of them and they attacked with a swift hog tie technique and then he pulled out a wooden jesus sword that covered the guy in honey and sent tiny black ants crawling toward him! They quickly morphed into trees with the legs of Michael Jonsohn, the olympic runner, and disappeared just as fast as they arrived on that Richard Simmons banana.. It was sooo cool. I hope they are at the mall next time I go shopping!

Schillachi 

Popularised by the opening line of the seminal hit ' Temperature' by Sean Paul. The phrase: 'The gyal dem Schillachi' can be translated to: 'The girls are attractive' or variations to the word attractive.

More popular and urban synomyns include: Buff, boom-tings, Choong, Wa-wa-we-wa (said in a Khazak accent), Buff tings, Fit, Hot.

Common opinion sways toward the word having a temperature related meaning, given the name of the song. Hot, Tshhh (as in poking a finger on yourself and saying Tshhh! i'm too hot!).
'The gyal dem Schillachi' Temperature - Sean Paul.

Sunny's lookin' schillachi tonight!
Schillachi by Ablatoon April 23, 2011

Schwabacher 

A big fag
You are acting like a Schwabacher
Schwabacher by Schwabacher February 22, 2022

net schelächt 

'net schelächt' is a very importent german saying, it can be used to make your agreement heard.

Or you can use it as a congratulation!
A:Ich hatte vor nä. woche dir 100$ zu schenken!
B: Joar, net schelächt!

A:Ich habe gestern 50 bier getrunken!
B: Net schelächt!
net schelächt by Stev-O November 3, 2004