Dude, we got so schiavoed last night. This morning we found jizz on the dining room table. Nobody knows who it belongs too.
by matt thermopolis November 29, 2010
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getting fucked up to a state of mental and physical retardation
dude, lets all get schiavoed tonight
by bofanD October 22, 2008
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past tense of schiavo - 1.to usurp important and topical political/govermental/legal issues by grandstanding a cause celebre for the purpose of emotional distraction.
2. joining the bandwagon of def. 1 in order to remove accusations of unethical, immoral or illegal behavior aimed at oneself.
3. joining the bandwagon of def. 1 for
political gain.
The ongoing news of the Senator's indictment was schiavoed by coverage of
his personal campaign to rescue Little Lotta.
by otay April 23, 2005
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The state of being extremely hungry; famished.
All Chauncey had to eat that Saturday was a bag of chips and half a custard-style yogurt container. By the time the dinner hour had arrived, he was completely schiavoed.
by Robert Fagles May 1, 2006
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1.The act putting one in a persistant vegetative state, past tense.

also see: meat statue
Me: So I really like this one girl but she's still interested in her ex-boyfriend- but here's the funny part: the guy flipped his truck a month ago, and he's been in a coma ever since. the doctor's say he'll never walk again.

Guy: That's messed up

Me: Yeah, He's schiavoed.
by mouse May 14, 2005
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To drink or smoke oneself into a state of complete oblivion.
"Dan just got Schiavo'd, he had fourteen shots of Jack Daniels and took five bong hits"
by Justin Style June 20, 2005
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Too drunk or stoned to move. In a vegetable like state. Refers to the look of Terri Schiavo, who in March 2005 was involved in major supreme court rulings on whether or not she would remain living off machines, or would be put to rest as her husband says she wanted.
"Dude! Look at me! I am way to schiavoed to do anything right now"
by Fast Eddie March 23, 2005
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