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The Schonfeld Principle 

When you gamble against what you want to happen so you’re happy either way (essentially hedging your happiness)
“I’m a big Yankee fan but I bet against them today. I’m using The Schonfeld Principle.”

schefflasaurus 

(Also known as Scheffler)

Schefflasaurs, meaning "chemistry dog lizard" (from the Greek Scheffler meaning 'gigantic load of homework related ions that growl at people' and sauros/óáõñïò meaning 'lizard'), is a deprecated genus of sauropod dinosaurs.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna chill afterschool?
Person 2: I can't... I've got to deal with a brutal schefflasaurus tonight.
Person 1: I'll get the caffeine pills.
schefflasaurus by sycophant November 22, 2007

Schenkelberg 

A crazy awesome-sounding german name that makes people sound like morons when they're trying to pronounce it.

Also has many sweet nick-name possibilities.
Dude what's up Schenkelberg.. Schenkelbizzle, Schenk-a-hoe, Schenk-eronnie, Shenk-ster etc.
Schenkelberg by german91 July 15, 2010
An Egyptian slang refers to the word townie.
The egyptian shenf has unique properties:
1- Listens to Moustafa Kamel, Ihab Tawfik and Tamer Hosni.
2- Wears fake brands (fake adidas, Nike,.....etc), they wear T-shirts with various unmatching colors.
3- Have an IQ less than 30.
4- His favourite vehicle is Vespa with a loud subwoofer.
5- They favourite place is the gym.
6- They love to show off thier chest hair.
7- They love to act like Don Juan, Romeo and Casanova.
8- Shenf men are turned on by seeing a female wearing galabia.

Egyptian female shenf called Shenfa.
Shenf : Man did you hear the new album of Mostafa Kamel?
Shenf2 : Yes, I cried all the night because of it.

shenf by OsirisAmon December 6, 2006

schenectady snort 

This is all the rage among young drug addicted mothers in Schenectady. It is an event like none other, in which a woman snorts a line of cocaine off of her infant. This can only be done with an infant as when the child reaches toddler-hood, it is considered sharing. Once relegated to the coke-whore sub culture, it has been brought to the forefront by the news media in light of the one successful prostitution sting conducted this year by the worlds most corrupt police department, Schenectady's finest. Unfortunately, this is not Vegas, so what happens here does not stay here. Look for this activity to come to a town near you....
Once at a party, I saw a girl attempt to perform a Schenectady snort....and she almost dropped her baby!

schenectady eye 

when you're so drunk that one eye stares straight ahead, the other eye drifts off looking for schenectady.
Have one too many at happy hour, did you? I can tell, bc you got schenectady eye going on
schenectady eye by mm1117 April 14, 2008