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A boy with fuzz on his face, and a shoe fetish.
Schemer scowled at me today!
by killposersericmelvin March 02, 2004
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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a creeper/stalker/any other type of shady character that is found annoying to someone else.
"Tom was staring at me again in class..."

"he is SUCH a schemer!"
by cuddle muffin September 03, 2008
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