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1.
adj. (shy-deh-muf-fin) mixture of the German word "scheide" or vagina, and a muffin. Usually used to describe a "nor-cal bra" who is full of STDs derived from bleach-blonde, oompa-loompa-orange sluts. In most cases they deserve a junkpunch or kick to the freakishly white bleached teeth. However, this can also be used to describe your best friend if they are of Austrian descent.
Person 1: Check out that scheidemuffin in the lifted truck

Person 2:He and his boyfriend are about to get drunk go to town on each other.

Person 1: Then afterword talk about how drunk they drove that one time, how many skanky slampieces they've been with and how hella sick having syphilis is.

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Thanks for being my wingman tonight Martin, you're my favorite scheidemuffin! No homo
by dirty530GRANDE April 23, 2010