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Jeff Foxworthy redneck word for scared you If you ever saw a ghost that schedule so bad you'd shit in your pants
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Being forced to do something you don't really want to do or having unwanted obligations. Usually refers to a controlling girlfriend. Nicole wants me to go with her to see some chick flick on Saturday night. It's all one big schedule with her.
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Urban slang for a controlled substance regulated under the Controlled Substance Act. The substances are listed in a series of "schedules" numbered I through V, depending on when it was first subjected to federal regulation. These substances can be found at 21 C.F.R. ยง 1308 et seq. "The five-oh came a'runnin' to pick up dem hoppers slangin' on the corners, but dey stopped me, and I had'a'had a little schedule in my pocket I forgot about."
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word to describe an absolute moron, who hangs out with far too many VB's.
Lewd, crude and indelicate. You are such a schedule
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A word often effiminitely mispronounced by elitists or pseudo-elitists, often faking, or using a real, British accent. The pronunciation of this word is: 'sKedyool' as opposed to the artsy and stupid: 'sHedyool.'
Proof of this finding is two fold. Firstly there is NO other commonly used, non-generic, English word which starts with 'sch' pronounced with the 'sh' sound. Secondly, any 'sh' word in the English language starts with those same two letters: 'sh' - for those reading this who pronounce 'schedule' 'sKedyool' I had to repeat the obvious! 'sh' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound:
shoe, shot, shit, should, sheik, shook, shoot, shew, shrew, shrewed, shell, she, shore, shone, shop, shall, sheep, sheen +++ Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sh' sound: ? Examples of 'sch' words pronounced with the 'sk' sound: school, schizophrenic, scheme, schematic, scholar, scholastic, schedule +++ Indeed there are words with the 'sh' sound which start with 'sch' but are derivitives or generic words from another language. Examples are: schnapps (Dutch), Schneider (German name), schnitzel (European cut of meat.) In closing - to best exemplify this - try using the word 'schizophrenic' in a sentence using the 'sh' sound. Max: *with a thick English accent* "I heard that Arthur's son does not attend Eton because he is a 'shitsophrenic.' Scott: "Indeed he does not attend Eton; but not because he is a 'skitsophrenic' but because he doesn't want to be around assholes like you who pronounce 'skedyool' 'shedyool!" |
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