schpitting 

1. Similar to 'spitting', but occurs after vomiting in order to remove the taste of vomit from ones mouth.

James: "He's still going, he's still going" (ie: vomiting)

Andrew: "I'm just schpitting" (proceeds to vomit violently)

James: (sarcastically) "Just schpitting ey?"

schpitting by howlongjizz April 19, 2010

I’m shutting your butt down 

What Quentin Tarantino says when an TV presenter wants to fuck with him asking why his movies are so violent

QT: ...I don’t want to talk about the implications of violence…

KGM: No, but you haven’t fleshed it out.

QT: It’s not my job to flesh it out.

KGM: No, it’s my job to try and ask you to.

QT: And I’m shutting your butt down!

I’m shutting your butt down by SebIs#SWAG January 12, 2013

schruting 

v. Dwight Schrute'ing something; making it more manly or aggresive

My date was going well, but then I starting schruting it all up and she was disgusted.

schruting by blackbeauty456 January 4, 2014

Schmitting 

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.

My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

Schmitting by whocaresaboutpolitics August 15, 2012

The shutting up theory

Allow me to explain.

This theory speculates that by closing your mouth while simultaneously ceasing your lips to move people don't have to hear your annoying ass and by doing this it means nobody has to suffer from hearing what you have to say. This is due to how annoying you're being right now and everybody wanting you to stop talking.

- Come on, that was never a red!
- Have you ever heard about the shutting up theory? Allow me to explain.

The shutting up theory by XpOiYgjkL April 3, 2021

Schmitting 

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.

After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

Schmitting by Howling Mad Murdock June 15, 2019

Shutting down nifty’s with the boys

If the 6th definition of nifty on Urban Dictionary is exhaling weed immediately after inhaling it do avoid the taste, when you shut down nifty’s, you like the taste of marijuana. Shutting down nifty’s with the boys is patrolling parties and making sure NO ONE attempt to “pull a nifty”.

Me and my friend (we call him “sweet potato”) spent last Saturday night shutting down nifty’s with the boys after many claws.

Shutting down nifty’s with the boys by CornerPancake82 January 23, 2020