The coolest motherfucker I know to date, he parties after he teaches at strip clubs, he knows every inch of their body "after all he slays as much poon as a horny panther" after taking hardcore drugs as Meth and Cocaine, He dominates his wife with his 12in dick. Overall the "sex-God" of the century.
Boy: after class I want to be a Schaumberg
by dj rabbit April 14, 2014
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