scrangle 

Various snacks and beverages obtained from a corner shop or similar establishments.

Examples of prime scrangles include Kinder Buenos, Doritos and Fruit Twist Fanta.

The term was coined by the hardest roadman in the hood of Cheltenham

Roadman 1: I'm bloody starved fam

Roadman 2: Let's get some scrangles from the Londis then you melt

Roadman 1: Good shout my son

scrangle by Scrangleman123 January 3, 2016

schnabled 

/ˈsh-na-bil-d/

adjective

1. Under the influence of both drugs and alcohol while working at a datacenter answering support tickets.

verb

2. To royally screw something up.

"He was fucking schnabled last night when he replied to that customer's ticket."

"Looks like he schnabled the ticket again so we have to reinstall the whole fucking operating system."

schnabled by concernedcitizen81 April 18, 2014

Fookin' Shankled 

Drunk enough to enjoy a night at a really shitty club or party.

Olly: Where did u go on Friday?
Ali: Embrace; It was chavvy, but I was drunk enough to enjoy it,
Olly: wow, you must have been fookin' shankled.

Fookin' Shankled by 123skiddy321 June 7, 2009

Schwanged 

To be turned on.

Melissa's skirt totally had me schwanged last night.

Schwanged by Big_Bird February 10, 2009

schmangler 

A person male or female, who likes to give oral sex for caca

The girl that I met at the bar, was a toal schmangler

schmangler by robocop turd January 24, 2009

Shingled 

For a smoking piece, of any sort, to be completly emptied of all smokables left with only ash.

Hey, this bowl is shingled

Shingled by Maynard42 June 9, 2009

shankled 

Shitting on your ankles.

Scenario 1: Standing at a urinal you (shart), but you're wearing shorts and realize you shankled.
Scenario 2: You go to squat in the woods, have a little misdirection and BAM! Shankled!

shankled by fresh out of socks April 5, 2013