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1. The act of fondling in a dirty manner, particularly an inanimate object.

2. The act of mental fondling of an idea, concept, or intangible object.
"Stop schönfinkeling that car, Jimmy!"

"Today we learned about recursion in Computer Science. I was schönfinkeling it all the way back to my dorm."
by nonathaj September 12, 2012