scernite

A native of the picturesque village of South Cerney in the Cotswolds. Someone who can frequently be found falling out of the Old George or the cllllllurb at kicking out time. Also calls everyone "kiiiiid"

"Bob Dickson was down The Cluuurrb playing skittles on Wednesday, The George playing poker on Thursday and paying thrift down The Oak on Friday"

"Jesus christ kiiiid, he's a proper Scernite that lad"

scernite by Therealbadweather November 28, 2016

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Scerpes

A fictional, but scary, mutation of Scabies with Herpes. Picture cold sores that can jump. Possible biological weapon for terrorists.

That security guard never showers, he's probably got scerpes.

Scerpes by Psychojazz October 1, 2006

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Scerplatin

Adj.

To be stupid or insanely big dumb

Ex. Wow, that was very scerplatin of you, you dumb, dumb child.

Scerplatin by I_am_a_person November 4, 2019

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scerm

1. a person who sits outside during lunch and most of the time sits on the window-seal; they also often come in packs and when left alone usually do not speak.

2. word also used for when your shitting and the toilet paper rips causing you to finger your booty hole…

1st def: “Look at those fucking scerms, what losers”

2nd def: “ah shit, that was a scerm” *questjons wether he’s gay or not.

scerm by mis amigos (tres) March 23, 2023