sceptor head 

Like butter face, a woman who has a hot body 'cept her head.

I'd have to brown bag her because she's a sceptor head.

sceptor head by bottomer January 18, 2006

sceptor tits

a woman who's looks are lacking in every catagory except her breasts. similar to a butter face. usually is a result of plastic surgery. no brown bag on earth can solve this problem.

before her boob job, everything about shantel's looks were nasty. now that she is done with her surgery, everything still looks pretty bad except for her tits. Therefore she is an example of sceptor tits.

sceptor tits by ben w. June 17, 2006

bone sceptor 

a phallic sceptor

the sorcerer smited that bitch with his bone sceptor

bone sceptor by yeabod December 26, 2011

Flesh Scepter

Another term for a cock, particularly one that is displayed proudly.

We were making out on the couch when I decided to speed things up a bit by pulling out my flesh scepter. It was all over after that

Flesh Scepter by B. Perm January 23, 2011

meat scepter 

A way cool and funny way to say dick in r/creepyasterisks (Reddit group) or by text messages. Use in the middle of *....* as a action in the convention.

By text message

Person1: hi, how you doing
Person2:how is dis?
Person1: *unzip pants and take out the meat scepter*
Person2:oh *whit mouth open* talk me more

meat scepter by Juan john January 19, 2019

Scepterface 

Scepterface: This is a lesser known term (because I coined it myself and am trying to spread it to the masses) of the widely popular phrase "Butterface" This phrase is used for all women with a gorgeous body but unfortunately a face that compares to the ass of baboon.

Scepterface is the sly mans "Butterface" It is not yet known so you are able to call it out to females directly in their face or the immediate vicinity.

Goddamn!! Why? Jaimie has the nicest perky 36 C titties, curvy waist with a big ass to match........everything is perfect "Scepterface"

Scepterface by The Big "O" July 14, 2009

Meat Scepter 

A weird funny way to say “penis” or “dick lol

“Don’t make me pull out my Meat Scepter”
Or
*Pulls out Meat Scepter*

Meat Scepter by four.ethan March 27, 2019