The most extreme version of a scenester
. If you're listening to a band that has sold more than 200 copies, expect one of these people to come at you with a fury that can only be caged by their children's medium sized little league jersey. Usual evidence is a yoga mat that has been used twice, clove cigarettes and an old school nintendo with just zelda that still has the gamestop price tag on it. Highest density known to be found around the Emerson College campus.
"I bumped into another scenester fuck on the street today."
"Did you? What happened?"
"Nothing happened to me, but he fell over and broke his new iPod. He told me he was going to run me over in his Mom's landrover"