Secreslut 

A woman or man who is both a secretary and a slut. One who enjoys fornicating in or outside the office with fellow co-workers, especially the boss. Secresluts are very crafty and clever and extreme caution should be used around them.

That new intern Sandy is definitely a secreslut, I heard she has had sex with four men in this office and she has only been working here for two weeks.

Secreslut by DBallz November 3, 2012

scene slut 

a girl in the music scene that fucks around with EVERYONE.

that scene slut fucked all 5 guys from that metal band for a free cd.

scene slut by xpwnxincx June 8, 2004

Sceneility 

A disease affecting children from middle school to late into their college years. The disease starts as a form of Emoism, but evolves into a form of general deprecation that turns not inward, but generally outward, sometimes including other "scenesters." Scene individuals begin as preppy children, generally middle-class or higher. They will, in the more-advanced stages of Sceneility, act with general disrespect towards loved ones and delude themselves into believing that they are the “hip, popular” Emo, though no such monster actually exists.

Despite this, they attempt to differentiate themselves by being "straightedge" and behaving rudely at shows.

For more information on the roots of Sceneility and Scensterism, please see "Emo" and "Hipster"

My God! He's not an emo anymore! He's come down with a severe case of Sceneility! Just look at his preppy laptop case!

Sceneility by Spiffy McFly May 10, 2009

scene slut 

A sexually promiscuous scene girl however it can sometimes be a scene guy. Looks innocent but is a whore.

scene slut: Lyk omg! I just fucked Br@nd0n Br00t@l!!!
me: NAST!!!!!!!!

scene slut by disgust November 6, 2007

scene slut 

girl who sleeps around with band members and has no sexual control whatso ever. gets used and loves it and sometimes is too much of a slut to realize shes a slut. can also be seen hanging out with the cab.

" Yo, I hooked up with Calah last night. "

" I wouldnt brag about that man, that scene slut has slept with half of central mass"

scene slut by Dan Mayson May 16, 2009

scene slut 

Basically any guy/girl that goes to shows just to make popularity in the scene world, that dresses the clothes and shit but doesn't do anything at the concert but stand there. aka worthless piece of shit.

Scene Slut: omfg i want to go to a show tonight, i don't even care who's playing!
Me: wtf you're a dumbass, stop being such a scene slut.

scene slut by Daean July 14, 2005

skeleslut 

An extremely emaciated person resembling a skeleton who is also sexually promiscuous.

"Hey, did you see my new fuck buddy?"
"Yeah man, looks like you need to buy that bitch a hotdog cause she's a total skeleslut!"

"Damn Mischa Barton looks like a skeleslut in that tight ass dress."

"If it weren't for that ass, he'd totally be a skeleslut!"

skeleslut by jicknnil December 4, 2011