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Evidence that modern subcultures are progressivley sinking deeper into the shitter.

Scene? No depth at all beyond excessive vanity, (Good fucking god. The world's being taken over by trashy, clashing barbiedoll clones.), and must have uber-cute girly obsessions. You immediately choose to like your little dino's? Glitter? Eyeliner? Hello Kitty? Invader Zim? Jack Skellington? Photography? Great job at making things cheap for people with genuine interest in it.

Even classic sub-cultures with depth like goth and punk going back 30 years ago have been reduced to shallow, childish fads that have no place out of teenage years.

You know a generation has failed when people in it thinks it sucks ass. I stand by my opinion.
Scene kids are dissapointing.
by R'Amen December 05, 2010
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The definition of a scene kid ranges from a badly viewed individual to a narcissistic cunt. My definition is unbiased and only states the facts i believe to be true. A person in their teens who's distorted view on society has them crushed into a style that was once known as the alternative, but has now become bland and unoriginal. they are non-conforming conformists. Seemingly unable to invent anything for themselves, stealing the ideas and traits of the true originals in society, claiming them as their own, and changing the ideas so that it no-longer holds it's first intention. it is a known fact that if you should confront a scene kid to him/her, he/she will take one of two actions, he/she will either deny being a scene kid or point out the hypocrisy in what you say to them. In this sense, some one does not need to look or think any certain way to be considered scene. As long as the commit these actions, they can be described as scene. I am self-aware enough to, not only admit the hypocrisy, but to also understand it. I know that I'm not the pinnacle of original thinking, and I'd be stupid to think so, but these people don't seem to have to capacity to invent and create. they constantly use up their time, money, and energy to look like each other instead of breaking themselves out of the mold they've made. In a strange twist of fate, they have become what they originally rebelled against! The Alternative of the Alternative, ironic isn't?
Hottopic is a store who's main consumers are scene kids.
by the gentlemen thief May 19, 2010
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Scene kids:
Kids who like to make a scene with the way they dress. Originally, this is what that meant. You were scene as long as your style was totally different.
However, this has changed only to include only these types of people:
-Long, choppy, colorful hair. (girl or boy)
-Hair accessories such as bandanas, bows, big hairclips are common. (girl and boy)
-Sparkles on the eye makeup (girl or boy depending on how gay the guy is)
-Lots and lots of black eyeliner (boy and girl)

Now, some idiots of the world will call the modern scene kids things like; Goth, emo, punk. This is NOT TRUE! Scene kids are all about the fashion and the music.

So your basic definition of a scene kid is, "Kids who like the make a scene in the world with their clothing and their music."
Guy: Look at that emo kid with his stupid gay bitched out hair.

Girl: You are such a moron, that guy is a scene kid. Totally different, go talk to him and he will most likely act like a perfectly normal person. Well maybe a little cooler and less preppy than a normal person, but still normalish.
by this_calls_for_sarcasm June 05, 2010
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Scene kids are a group of mindless idiots that are an exact replica of one another, whether they want to believe it or not. A majority of them come from wealthy families and most of them used to be preppy before the whole scene came about. They'll call themselves hardcore, yet if you tried to ask them hardcore means they couldn't give you an answer. Most of them are self absorbed and wouldn't dare to talk to anyone outside the scene. They all have shitty taste in music and favors a lame, no talented band that no one's ever heard of. They can't think for themselves. Music is their life, only because they don't have a life. They often live their life by lyrics. You ain't scene without the skinny jeans, white studded belt, dumb ass lip piercings, and nappy mullets. It's pretty typical for them to get stupid tattoos that they'll probably regret in 5 years. They like to give themselves nicknames like BaileyBrutal or MandyMassacre that don't apply to them. Most will claim to be bisexual. A lot of them claim to be gangster but since when did hardcore and gangster go together? The girls believe that one day they will be famous..on the internet. They wear make up like beetle juice and try look 80's ish...even though the 80's have been wiped out for over 20 years. They all think they're photographers only cause they can take a picture of themselves. Most of them convert back to their preppy ways after being tired of trying so hard. Luckily the fad is fading fast.
ME: Look at all those dumb fucks, do they look stupid or what?

SCENE KIDS: OHH EMM GEEEEE!!! Don't judge me. RAWR! I'm just trying to figure myself out.
by megan8312 February 14, 2011
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The most generic, ugly peices of shit in the whole world. Think they're so "kewl" because they have constant ugly, ratty sex hair and because they're "hardcore". Usually androgynous, like to say they're bisexual for publicity. They think myspace is going to make them famous one day, so they take pictures religiously, although most of them end up looking just like the last. They are very unoriginal, but like to say that people are "ignorant" for saying so. Words in their small, uneducated vocabulary often consist of "cunt, K00l, KTHXBAI, anything pertaining to or any alteration of the word 'Orgasm' (Scenegasm, dinogasm, orgasmosaurus)", and other barbaric gestures.
Scene Kid 1: OMG GIRL YEW FUCK'N NGGR CUNT SLUT I'M MORE SCENE THN YEWW OKAI SO LIKE FUCK YOU KTHXBAI. :)

Scene Kid 2: WELL FUCK YOU CUNT I'M A BOY ANYWAYS BUT I'LL STILL FUCK YER ORGASMIC BF YOU TRASHY ASS SLUT.
by My name is Abbi. September 23, 2010
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A person who is basically emo but instead of black they were the gayest colors they can find. If its in the rainbow its cool. They dye thier hair 2-7 different colors and look like the result of a mentally handicapped glam rocker fucking a peacock. They like to think they are tough when they act like totall douchebags and wear shirts that advertise cancelled Nickelodeon shows, Sega Genesis/Super Nintendo games, Have "dinasawrz" on thier tee shirts and listen to "hardxcore" music (notice the letter "x" cuz they use it often) They claim to not be emo in any way when in facet they are more emo then emo, they are emo xxxxxXTREMExxxxx! In thier freee time they like to play Sonic and Knuckles and act like its a brand new release, masterbate to Crunkcore music, talk about how so totallt hawt the lead singer of AFI is, and smoke pot and claim to be "straight edge". The guys like to wear jeans so tight that thier testicles will pop if anything even brushes up against them, the girls look like plastic barbie dolls with dumbass colorful hair,a nd they ALL wear tee shirts of bands that they dont even listen to. They also think that every band that screams is considered "Screamo". They say shit like "Slipknot, iwrestleddabearonce and Pentara are teh beezt Screamo bands eva, Who agrees?" and they will get 40 thumbs up from other dumbass scene kids who fail to relise that NONE of those bands are screamo!
Scene Kid - "Hay wazzup nig?
Normal Guy - "uhh, what?"
Scene Kid - Im kewler then u dawg but its all good ya digg?
Normal Guy - umm, ok?"
Scene Kid - "Did you evr hear dat Screamo band Korn? they are teh sexx!"
Normal Person - "Korn is Nu Metal and not even remotly close to Screamo, wtf are you talking about?"
Scene Kid - "U muzt not get the real musik then, ur a n00b and I am kewler, Korns song (Down With The Sickness) is badazz, u dont git teh screamo muzik.
Normal Person - *gets pissed and kicks the faggot scene kids ass*
Scene Kid - *wakes up* "Where am I? Diz aint kewl dawg!"
Group of people with an IQ over that of a baked potato - *all start stabbing scene kid repeatidly with rusty forks until he bleeds to death*
*The world rejoices!*
by thenuguy65 September 10, 2010
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Stupid pain is the ass poser kids that only do somthing because its "in" or "cool" there basicly Trend Whores or of that nature, they just follow somthing to fit in with a crowd or to seem cool which only makes them look even more stupid.... See Poser
Hey wasnt he just dressed punk the other day???
Yeah.. now he wants to try and be skater
its the "in" thing this week...
by Prizzem October 15, 2004
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