Retards who let thier 3 year old siblings cut thier hair and wear thier belts to the side. Why? If you don't have crappy hair, then you aren't scene and if you aren't scene then you aren't hardcore and if you aren't hardcore, then you can't wear your belt to the side, and if you can't wear your belt to the side, then you can't wear one at all, and if you can't wear a belt your pants will fall down, and if your pants fall down everyone will see your Barney underwear, with the skid marks in the back.
SceneKid: Yea I heard you mom just had a baby, you think she can cut my hair?
NormalKid: Uhh I dunno she's taking it easy for a few.
SceneKid: What? I meant the baby..
by The Brittster February 11, 2006
An overrated group of teenagers, bonding together and soaking up each other's "hardXcoreness."
I'm a hardXcore scene martian who likes to disco all night long, rad is I.
by Beccaroo December 09, 2005
Scene(adjective) A word describing a person,usually a teenager, who follows fads like a religion while ditching the fad for a new one while denying they were ever apart of the old fad.
A typical 'scene' kid is (usually)narcisstic and often takes excessive photos of themself in order to decorate their personal online journal or blog.
1.He is so scene,last week he was a punk and now he is an emo kid;he acts as if he was never a punk rocker at all.

2. These people on myspace are so scene; they have thousands of pictures of themselves in stupid poses.
by 454545454 November 25, 2005
The Typical Scene Boy:

Hi my name is Stupid Fucking Poser. I'm really insecure so I'm gonna dye my hair black and grow it long so it covers my face because I'm so fucking ugly that no one would like me if it wasn't hidden. And I love following the crowd so I buy girl jeans that don't fit my disgusting body and my small dick is pressed tight against the zipper for all the 14 year old girls to see. God I’m SO SPECIAL AND UNIQUE.

My best friend is my flat iron and pomade.
I don’t eat carbs but I like The Faint and underage drinking.
My favorite activity is shopping for Converse and trying not to let my pretend girlfriend know that I’m a fucking faggot.

And every time I go to clubs I have to be REALLY wasted and completely drunk because I secretly have NO personality and all my friends really HATE ME because all I ever do it make out with random ugly kids who are really 15 but somehow got into the club.. and of course I make out with boys that look EXACTLY like me because its cool to pretend I’m something I’m not. When I go to Club 82, I pay $8 to sit outside of a patio and smoke other people’s cigarettes and talk shit about everyone that has their back turned to me.

When I finally decide to dance to all those lame 80’s songs, I try to dance but really I'm just having a fucking seizure to look cool, even though it never works. I swing my arms in the air and shuffle my feet like I have fucking Parkinson’s.. and I always pick the dumbest sluttiest girl to grind my crotch against. HEHE.
duuuuude im so scene im gonna slit my wrists coz my "friends" do
by shelf October 15, 2005
They are the idiotic people in the world who want to make a fashion statement by trying to bring back the retro 80's look.
The "boys" (unless they chopped their dicks off) dress int he following or will look like the following:
1.Tight pants
2.Occassional eyeliner,despite it may look bad on them
3.Hair covering half their face
4.Weigh less then their girlfriends
5.Wear youth small t-shirts
6.Have an obsession with dinosaurs,fake labret pierceings,and crappy bands that use synthasizers to make it sound like the shitty pop-rock music that came out in the 80's
7.Wear the classic slip-on Vans with the blacka nd white checkers for the sole reason it has checkers.
8.Their myspaces would have things a white backround saying "Rawr ima dinosaur" and have colors like bright pinka and lime green.

How the girls dress:
Pretty much the same as the guys,except the guys cloths might be smaller.

Don't let them fool you,they made emo into a fashion.You can tell the real emo kids who don't.Real emo kids do not fit the sterotypes most this website has made.They do not cut,they do not cry,majority that doa re the dumbass scene kids who feel they must make everything into a God damn fashion.
Scene is half the myspace audience
by usedlos3r September 17, 2005
To use photoshop so much that you are commonly talked about as the flawless pink/orange blob
"Omg, did you see Kelly's pic?!?!"
"YES! I'm so jealous of her hxc photoshop skills"
"Me too! She looks great in green all over"
by icky bicky boo July 24, 2005
You basically look like everyone else.
You're a bitch who says "k" in almost every sentence.
You cut your hair every day, but cut it in different angles.
You wear clothes that have cartoons from your childhood on them.
You have atleast 3 colors on your eyes from your eyeshadow.
bleedingthroughmywristsintoyoursoul: dood; can i borrow yer dinosaur shirt?

mascaraQueenxCunt: mmmHellznoK'thnxBye.
by Neely O'Hara July 11, 2005

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