a scene person is a girl/guy with shitty fake hair and bad taste in music who thinks they are the sex or the shit. the hair of a scene kid has to be the most sex or they won't get cred at the music club. the bigger, most colors, and most fake, the better in their opinion. most of the time, a scene girls hair looks like a mullet and a guys hair is as long as possible. the hair for a girl looks like that its been fryed and has the apperance of a dead cat or raccoon. the clothes have to be "skin fucking tight" and are usually black or bright happy neon colors. includes Hello Kitty, robots, dinosaurs, veganism/vegetarian messages, vintage look, and other images that many would consider emo
. flat shoes are a must, like vans, converse, skimmers, ballet flats, or "high heels" which for a scenester is 1/4 inch. white or multi-colored studded belts are very important. when it comes to the clothes, the faker and cheaper, the better.
they talk trash and like they are so gangsta. words commonly heard from a scenester are nigga, nig, and cunt. those words are commonly used to greet people and to them are considered not insulting. they claim not to be racist, but many accounts of being loud about calling people "niggas" has gotten them into a fight, where they get the shit beat out of them.
when it comes to makeup, a scenester of both genders have no limitations and absolutely no style or taste. the brighter the eyeshadow, the more scene you are. typically a scenester will have gobs of eyeliner, and many different colors of eyeshadow on at once. if you see a scenester, you may believe they are color blind.
besides having zero taste in looks, they also have zero taste in music. they idolize local bands and diss mainstream acts, unless they are myspace scene celebrity approved. a scenester believes that only local bands are real music and hate anyone who decides that they like a mainstream act. once a local or underground favorite has hit the mainstream scene, they are no longer scene and scenesters will abandon the band. anyone who is scene spends a lot of time on myspace looking up unsigned or otherwise unknown bands to listen to and think that any band that is like that is the sex.
scene kids must all have a myspace. livejournal is optional, but recommened. they also must take a bunch of pictures of themselves everyday and post them on myspace. the myspace is important. hours of a scene person's life is wasted on myspace everyday, trying to outdo every other scene kids myspace and be the most scene. myspace scene celebrities are very important. jeffree star and kiki kannibal are idolized by scenesters, and they aspire to be the great success that they are. most scene people will aspire to be fashion designers by starting their own clothing line to sell to fellow scenesters on myspace. diamond is an important logo to a scene person and every scene clothing line has to have at least one diamond logo item.
the acessories of a scene girl will include enormous cheap sunglasses, a septum piercing, big shiny bracelets, really long necklaces, plastic crap, big rings, and anything colorful. a lot of acessories will have been purchased at claires, hot topic, spencers, and myspace.
a scene kid personality is always stuck up, full of attitude, obnoxious, bitchy, and hypocritical. scene people think they are the sex or the shit. they will think that everyone should worship them and that nobody could ever be as sex as they are. they are vegetarian/vegan. they don't give a shit about anything, most of all being themselves. anyone who would be a scenester has absolutely no self respect.
scene kids hate posers and haters.
scene kids commonly use "&&" instead of and because they think it's really cute.
the scene screenname needs lots of underscores, X's, and should always make a reference to how scene they are or to guns.
they use phrases like scenexcore
claim to be sxe
, but still drink, smoke, and do drugs. and even try to find new ways to get high.
a scene to scene conversation
xxlethalxbangxx: yo nig.
xxlethalxbangxx: sad. culdt get my hair as sex as i wntd
xscenexcorexx: my hair is so sex && i just put coon stripes in it
xxlethalxbangxx: fuck u cunt.
a scene to normal person conversation
xcuntxcorexsexx: sup nig
xcuntxcorexsexx: u wana hit that cuntxcore scene fest at teh SR
greendayfan122: what?! WTF are you saying?
xcuntxcorexsexx: UH. cunt. ok, i'll say it in not sex talk. do you want to go to a concert?
greendayfan122: no. bye
xcuntxcorexsexx: gtfo nigga. u r not scene
typical "scene" girl:
-has a myspace with pictures of her from crazy angles with a TUFF face on because shes so hardxcore
-goes to local shows all the time
-belongs to a livejournal community called "cuntxcore" or "gungunbangbang" or "murderscene". because anything involving guns, or bang, or murder, or glamour, electric, shock, lust, or cunt, is cool in her book
-often says things like "SUP NIGZ" or "KTHXBAI" or "I HATE YOU KDIE" or "IM COOLER THAN YOU K" or "SUP IM RAD" on their myspace profile
-loves dinosaurs and robots and little girl bows and headbands because its just the way things are in the scene. dont ask them why all of them happen to find all of these things suddenly attractive, because they dont know themselves, its just what TOTALLY SCENExCORE people do.
usually theyre just obnoxious bitches who put on this "scener than thou" attitude and hate everyone else, kthxbai lol.
i am so scene, with my dinosaur shirt and my polka dot headband and my short choppy black hair and my cigarettes and my obnoxious attitude <3 kiss my ass kthxbai see you at the hardcore show tomorrow.
Okay kids. Enough trash talk. Let's have a neutral definition, because it's a bit childish to use on online dictionary to attack people. PLEASE.
The word "scene" coves a large spectrum throughout recent history, but its most modern definition is used to describe certian subcultures and movements. The most notoriously famous and targeted is the alternative music scene, or more specifically, branches of the alternative music scene such as hardcore, indie, fashoionxcore, etc. A breed of scenesters (people on the scene) has begun to come to the forefront. These scenesters are usually very music-savvy and loyal to a few specific genres (typically hardcore, metal, indie, retro, 80's new wave, classic rock, etc. to name a few), of which they dress to exemplify. It is hard to pin down a style for a scene male or female, considering the trends amongst them vary from coast to coast, and certian fads come in and out within their ranks. Typically, though, many scene kids will have facial piercings, tattoos, and longer hair. It is not unusual to see teased hair with long bangs on males, or short fauxhawks (a mohawk without the sides shaved, a fashion-friendly version) on females. It is almost a throwback to the revolution of Britian's glam era, very androgynous and fresh. Scenesters take a lot of pride in their overall image, and often they appreciate shock value. Oftentimes they are thrifty, employing their abilities as bargian-hunters and do-it-yourself gurus to do something uniqu...
Evidently on urbandictionary.com, being "scene" means you are a self-indulgent douche bag you uploads eleventy-billion pictures of yourself looking "scene". Congrat-u-fucking-lations. You can use a camera.
I'm starting to hate this website.
How to be Scene:
First and foremost, your AIM/MSN screen name should be some rad song title and/or lyric. Remember, the more x's you have in it, the more scene you are.
Next, go buy yourself some girl's jeans. Face it, the tighter your jeans are, the more scene you will be, and the more the hardcore kids will hate you for it. Try on a pair of jeans and find that you're a perfect woman's 2? Buy a woman's 0 and suck it in.
After you buy your jeans, go straight to Hot Topic and buy every single band shirt they have. Even if you've never listened to the band, or worse, never head of them either. If people ask you about them, just say you like the "old stuff" and no one will ever know that you actually hate Norma Jean. Never buy anything larger than a Youth Medium. Ever.
Dont forget to pick up a white leather belt on your way out!
So, now you're dressed pretty scene, but how's your hair? Is it dyed black? Maybe with some bleach-blonde streaks? Do your bangs cover one of your eyes? If you answered no to any of these, shut up, grab a pair of scissors, and chop away. Never go and get your hair done, ALWAYS do it yourself.
Good job. Now your hair is the sex. But, your look won't get you anywhere if you dont know how to dance. And by dance, I mean beat the crap out of people. First of all, you need to make sure you claim your space in the pit. As the band starts, push everyone back and scream something obscene. Then you need to start to pace the pit just so every...
The term "Scene" usually deals with Hardcore/Fashioncore kids. Guys and Girls who are usually (almost ALWAYS) Egotistic, Self-Centered, Narcissistic. Loves taking pictures of themselves. The pictures usually consist of the scene he/she throwing a peace sign and making a sassy facial expression. The scene he/she with big glasses. The scene he/she with their hand almost covering their mouth and the eyes to the side as if they were saying "uh oh". Finally, the scene he/she with his or her crew. Many pictures are photoshopped to make them look as "Sex" as can be. They spend hours on their myspace making it look as trendy as possible. Talk to people they will never meet for hours on end. A simple scene kid to scene kid conversation is shown below. These kids are cocky. They will tell you they think they're ugly and show you the 1,000 pictures proving it. They are better then you according to them. They love to "bring the hang out" with all of their scene friends. Many will call themselves straight edge yet share nude pictures and drink because "they are sad". Scene kids make fun of others who aren't like them. Many scene kids think they are non-conformist, although you take a look through myspace and you'll see a million others just like them. They quote movie lines over and over showing the lack of originality they actually have. They LOVE using slang and talking like a "thug". Scene kids also love to write notes to others and take pictures of themselves wi...more...
The new thing for 15-20 y/o kids on myspace.
Tight Band T-shirts
Obscure "Vintage" T-Shirts
Tight Girl Pants (on guys)
Super Straight Leg Pants (on girls)
Van Slip-Ons (2+ pairs)
White Studded belts
Bandanas on: wrist, head, in pocket, around neck etc.
MUST be 2+ colors and dyed in random sections. Red, Blonde, Black. (Neon Colors acceptable too.)
Choppy, and looks as if it was cut at home.
Almost mullet-like, with bangs.
Many "sexx" braclets.
Headbands and bows. (for girls)
(2-3)Obsure band pins on sweater or on jeans near crotch.
Eyeliner and over-the-top eye makeup (must be MAC or clinique)(on boys and girls)
Septum Piercing. (on girls only)
Abnormally large sunglasses.
TONS of rings.
Fake pearl/bead necklaces.
Goes to MANY shows, almost every day. 2+ on weekends.
Listens to "hardxcore" music.
Usually only goes to shows to "hardxcore" dance and talk shit about non-scene kids, or about the band.
HATES anyone not "scene"
Has a strange, almost leet-ish vocabulary. (AKA: LYEK OMFG I WENT TO THIS SHOW &&OMFG NI99A IT WAS HELLA TIGHTT.) Says && instead of "and", Says "nigga" and "ghey" but swears it not to be rasict or homophobic. Says "hella" ALOT and uses tons of contractions and acronyms. "OMFG". Adds another letter to random words. "radd" Says "gangster things" Says "cunt" ALOT.
Must be vegitarian or vegan.
"Scene" is a culture made mostly of teenagers and is relatable to emo
. It is a culture derived to reject the "norm". Scene kids
might often be quoted as saying "I hate people that arn't themselves" or "I dress this way because this is who I am!". Ironically, there has become a set mold which scene kids
seemingly strive to fit, and they all look/act the same.
"Scene" guys often wear:
-tight t shirts, often from elementary school/middle school, or picked up from the local thrift store.
-tight blazers and jackets, even during a warm summer.
-Long, greesy hair, cut and dyed at home, with bangs that cover 1/2 of a "scene" guy's face at a 45 degree angle.
"Scene" girls often wear:
-Bright colored makeup
-Short, choppy hair, usually thicker on one side, and containing 2+ colors.
are almost required to own a myspace
page. Here, they will network with hundreds of other scene kids
, post dozens of pictures of themselves (from different, crazy angles and more often than not, incorporating a bathroom mirror), and write blogs about pointless teenage drama which nobody else tr...