If your a computer geek like me, and hang out on forums, they are there. None of them speak like that in real life, but on the internet, they seem to have abbreviations for everything.
Scene 1: Like woah. I got my new sxc hair cut today. It's uber rad.
scene 2: I bet it's the shexx
scene 1: yea. I know, you'll <33334567 it a bijillion.
scene 3: lyk, OMGWTF you cant have better hair then me, that'll lower my scene points.
scene 1+2: OMGLYKWOAH it's you scene three. ilu xbijillion
scene 3: that non scene girl called me a fag today, and I was all 'woah, STFU you biizzach.
scene 1+2: woah. your so rad. <333333 *emohearts*
Like using insulting words (like bitch) to be friendly.
Hey sexy (when seeing a fellow friend)
Lets Kick it, babe (when leaving some place)
She's his whore/ she's a whore(she taken)
You have the unicorn spirt today! (your happy today)
We arn't using scene lingo , we're just awesome!
girl two:Like omfg wtf stfu you whore.
he is the sexx