What is probably the most annoying creature on the face of the Earth?
The Scene Kid. Look at the way they dress, looks like they went for a dumpster dive behind the salvation army in the late 80s. They do stupid shit that no one likes just to draw attention, like to throw a shoe at someone who decided to take a nap. You ask how is this a summer time problem? It really isn't, its a school year problem. Its just annoying kids who come to high school and decide to combine the dickness of the jocks and the bad fashion taste of Dillon Bailey and Emo kids (sorry Dillon, lol).
Let's go into more depth of the scene kid equation.
Dumb kid + being spoiled + not understanding the definition of cool + not being able to dress themselves
all that ^ divided by the stuff below
indecisiveness - true happiness
all that multiplied by the emo factor = scene kid.
Now why do scene kids exsist in a world like this? Because some where along the line, all the wanna-bes in the subcultures got together and had one big orgy, following, all the wanna-be cultures realized they had brought about their own death and all the posers in these wanna-be communes immediately realized that they had created an even more annoying being then themselves creating a lack of need for their generation, so they all ran of the Cliffs of Dover. The Scene kids were now just in an infantile state and left alon in these poser communes, they took up all the mismatched and no longer in style clothing and wore it in outfits that looked like shit and potentially would drive off future mates. After a good semester or two, the wanna-bes had repopulated, thus throwing the scene kids into a world of homeless chaos, the emo factor came in. They became hateful and bitter with the world and felt unaccepted, so they decided to show their anger instead of being like the emos and bottling it up, so they began to develop annoyance techniques to make the other subcultures feel pain. Their first attempt was throwing shit at the outsiders. It worked well enough at first, but the more angered subcultures would throw shit back, but now since their bodies and feelings had been weakened by the emo factor, they couldn't take the pain and were easily beaten back by the other angry students and then the scene kids would go back to their seats/desks and cry for the rest of the class. They needed a new tactic, so they adopted a tactic from one of the oldest subcultures, the jock attitude. Be a dick verbally as much as possible. Soon scene kids became more powerful, able to pick on the nerds. But soon, the fun would stop, most scene kids discovered that whilst being a scene kid it was hard to maintain a relationship and this would trigger the emo factor into mass emo-osity. Once the realtionship would end, the scene kid will sink into an emo stage of nonstop crying for a months, during this month or months, depending on how emo the scene kid is, both the male and female scene kids are struck with PMS and become total and complete spoiled brats, throwing mood swings, chairs, shoes, books, and book bags as their face is as red as a tomato, it is best to avoid the scene kid in this state, because it will either result in getting hit with something or you releasing your madd fists of fury on their ass and getting sent to the principals office. It is most likely not a very good idea to release your madd Tood Johnson kung-fu skills on a scene kid in this state because it will most likely dig you into more trouble than you usually get into and when you get back from your stay in Lawler's Deth Room, the scene kid will remain the same way for longer, sometimes when a scene kid has a break up in a relation ship, they can slip into complete emo-osity and never return, this is good as it means one less scene kid and one more nonexsistent person. At the end of the year, the scene kid winds down into a self-secluded state and begins to hybernate for the summer and prepare for its long stay at home because no one likes them. During their hybernation, most scene kids place themselves infront of the PC to Myspace until the beginning of next school year.
That Monique chick is a scene kid. What a piece of shit.
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scene kid = boy/girl. usually seen wearing neon colors w/ black. leopard and/or zebra print obsessed. hair colored at least 2 different colors and cut at different angles. male scene kids usually try to attain over 500 friends on myspace and post pictures up of themselves making out with other boys. female scene kids just ADORE neon colored eye shadow and wear one thousand layers of eyeliner. hair of both sexes is usually parted to the side.
see picture puhleeeeese.
Your typical scene kid, guy or girl, will either have black hair, or some insane color, or just crazy streaks, with a shock of bangs covering up one eye or both. Hair MUST be dead straight. Sometimes it's poofy-spiked in the back, whatever u call it. Pretty much just the white kids follow the hair trend. Or girls of other ethnicities. I do NOT recommend this part to black guys. Ever seen one with long hair and a poof in the bag? WITH a shock of bangs and crazy hair color? Not the best visual I assume.more...
Guys will typically have on extremely tight skinny jeans, sometimes girls jeans, with a really tight fitting band t-shirt and bracelets. The jeans usually aren't flares or bootcuts, but straight-leg pencil jeans.
Girls will normally have on the same thing or funky outfits that won't match but will go together. Typical outfit will consist of a polka-dot or striped shirt with a band hoody and they will have on sometimes skirts with crazy leggings. Lots of leggings. They will wear little kid barrettes and bows, bright eyeshadow, the hugest sunglasses in the world, and strands of pearls/beads. Oh and handbands are a MUST.
A lot of scene chicks will wear no namebrand clothing and then have a really expensive designer bag.
Definately a cool belt, sometimes the buckle worn on the side, like on the hip.
Straight-Edge(no smoking, no drinking) & being Christian & being a vegetarian is really popular. I never knock straight-edge. Even though it's become a trendy thing, at...
Scene Kids are the new wave hardcore kids. Often mistaken for emo because of people's ignorance. They are actually a happy new trend. They are the other half of the hardore civil war (meatheads vs scene kids) they also listen to screamo, techno, punk rock, indie rock and hip hop. All scene kids style and straighten their hair. Most wear eyeliner (not to be confused with emo eyepaint), girl pants and tight band/splash paint style shirts. It is rare to see a scene kid without converse shoes but, vans or retro shoes are also in their list of clothing accessories. THEY DO NOT CUT THEIR WRISTS... like I said before they are not emo and tend to dislike EMOtionaly unhappy people. In more urban areas scene kids carry hand guns and are more gang like. Most scene kids go to shows regularly and are seen in pits hardcore dancing.
From First to Last is a band scene kids might listen to while Dashboard Confessional is a band emo kids listen to.
Scene kids are really adorable and usually extremely nice.
Scene kids are very lively and fun to be around.
Scene kids are often mistaken for emo kids. Scene is a mixture of emo and preppy and they like to go to shows (where the scene is). Scene kids will occasionally listen to a rap song.
A scene GIRL: is pale, wears flats, jeans, striped shirts, shirts with bands, big jewelry, animalfur-patterened shirts, camoflauge, short choppy multicolored hair with bangs sweeping over one eye.
a scene BOY: tight jeans, camoflauge, band shirts, black clothing, bandanas, black hair usually and often multi colored streaks in it as well that fringes over an eye.
81.6% of scene kids have a myspace. *not proven
you can often catch scene kids saying "rawrr," "you are the sex," "bang bang bang," "i'm a ganstaa," "adjectiveface," or "supnoun" on their myspace.
they also use words like "rad" and "stellar"
scene kids have cute obsessions with things like rocketships, cheerios, ninjas, or pokemon (for example).
cute scene girls are usually going out with adorable scene guys...and are always "madly inlove with one another"
scene kid (boy): "hey love, are you coming with me to the from first to last show tonight? its supposed to be rad."
scene girl:"yeah i heard that was gonna be stellar."
scene boy: "aww you ARE the sex" :) *kiss with no tounge*
scene girl: "pick me up later...i have to redo my makeup. i look like a retardface"
A label of young people that has become more prominent in use over the past decade. Scene kids are usually aged 14 – 21. Sometimes older or younger. Scene kids older than 20 are commonly referred to as scenesters.more...
Scene kids are often mistaken for emo kids- and while there are many similarities there are also many differences. When emo music first became trendy in the 80s and 90s, ‘emotionally hardcore’ teenagers would go to these emo concerts. Today, emo music is still popular, and because scene kids go to ‘hardcore’ shows, they too often attend these concerts, and others will see them in the crowd with emo kids, and think that they are emo as well, as the two groups influence each other. (Thus, emo hair is popular with scene kids, and band t-shirts popular with emos). The term ‘emo’ is also often abused to the extent that many people categorize emo and scene as the same.
Scene kids are obsessed with Hello Kitty, dinosaurs, little kiddy things, and bright colors. They’re usually nice people, but will be offended if you call them ‘emo’. Some also do not like to be called scene, or labeled at all. Scene kids will often give the impression that they think that they’re better than everyone else, but it depends on the person. They are best friends with their iPod, computer and cell phone. Many people do not like scene kids because they think that they are unoriginal and all look the same, and are trying too hard, or are annoying...
A person (mostly teens) who is of a music scene (mostly indie, screamo, acoustic, etc.).more...
Female Scene Kid: Wears very tight jeans, sometimes with holes, flat shoes with bows or vans-one colored, band tees and/or old TV show tees, striped shirts, or shirts with poetic words or animals on it, a tight black or gray sweatshirt with a hood, hair: Short choppy hair with many layers, multi-colored with bangs sweeping across one eye, mainly with red, blonde, or pink highlights. A lip ring, gages, and thick eye-liner. Black or white studded belt (white is more scene)
Preppy Girl Scene Kid: Same Hair but less poofy and choppy, less multi-colored-ness in the hair, less tight but still very tight jeans, lacey shirts, or poetic words on the shirt- tight fitting, may wear a tan or brown cardigan sweater, big jewelry, flat, almost like ballet shoes, but with a small pattern and a tiny bow, and a lanyard-y, chunky belt.
Male Scene Kids: Tight plain girl jeans, sometimes they are shrunk a few times in the wash, checkered vans, a black or white studded belt (white is more scene), tight band tees, black or gray tight zip-up hoodies, lip ring and gages, short choppy hair with bangs. (scene boys mostly buy chick apparel)
Preppy Boy scene kids: Nice button-up shirts with an argyle type pattern sweater vest over it with the collar popped out, white studded belt, very tight dress jeans, either black dress shoes, or vans (has to match), might wear a blazer with a tight sweaatshirt or ...
Ok scene is NOT to be confused with emo! Scene embodies a certaint style and attitude towards life , usually more postive than someone who might be emo. Im most definately not stereotyping, but there ARE some observations ive made....
A Large part of being a scene kid is the style...
Hair:Straightened,almost always w/ sidebangs.Sometimes dyed.
Clothes : tight pants ( girl pants) , tight bands Ts and hoodies. studded belts. Shoes: Vans , skateboard sneakers, sometimes boots.Sometimes slightly bisexual.
Girls: very diverse. Hair usually straightened , dyed and cchoppily cut shoulder length or shorter. Studded belts , beads and polka dots are common. studded belts. usually darker clothes paired and layed with brighter shirts. Vans , flats , and skateboard shoes popular.
Both: * usually ave a thing for myspace. screen names and myspaces have lots of Xxs before and after ( Xx________xX)
* lip piercings
* love of strange sort of cutesy things : polka dots, japanese anime , comic books, colorful jewelry.
* enjoy sayings like : thats the sex , shit , shiznit, rave , ect. The word rad or uber-rad. also rawr and arf. enjoy ghetto sayings that they find entertaining.
listens to : emo, indie , powerpop, classic rock, metal , hard rock , really anything.