SCEGS 

The shit at the bottom of the toilet bowl

Mate, use the brush to wipe the scegs off!!

SCEGS by Scegsboi December 23, 2022

segsy 

it’s sexy but like ✨𝓼𝓮𝓰𝓼𝔂✨

“Tana looks so segsy today”

segsy by segsy bitch August 18, 2020

segs 

To have sexual intercourse. Another word for sex to disguise it in front of authority.

Douchey: That chick has some tig ol' bitties. On a scale of 1 to definitely, what are my chances of having segs with her?
Friend: I'd say highly unlikely.

segs by Aandy July 3, 2008

Uogh Segs 

A phrase used by Takeshi to denote his desire for s*x (or his extreme arousal at the car in front of him).

Uogh Segs!!!

SEGS!!!

I... I'm not doing segs!

My...

My whole existence!

Has truly!

BECOME SEGS!

SEGS!!!

"Stop, Takeshi! Your body can't handle much more of this!"

No! I've become sex! Definitely become... segs!

SEGS!!!

SEGS!!!

"Stop! You're gonna die, Takeshi!"

"Are you still going to do it?! Even if it means cutting your life short?!"

SHUT UP!!

I'LL HAVE SEGS...

...EVEN IF I DIE!!!

SEGS!!!

Uogh Segs by Es_Gaud December 5, 2021

swegswagyolocat 

When someone (usually under the age of 12 or over the age of 35) thinks they know how to use the internet correctly but they don't at all.

This is usually revealed in the repetition of posting bad/overused memes, overly edited selfies, or "like for tbh" on a variety of different social networking sites.

I was just followed by a swegswagyolocat on Instagram. His bio says he's 11 and single and he just posts shirtless mirror selfies.

swegswagyolocat by Jordanese July 28, 2014

Scesciai 

Sardinian for "to recover from a hangover".

"Ajò dai caddozzi a scesciai" (sardo/italiano)

"I need a hot dog to 'scesciai/scesciare'"

Scesciai by Federo July 11, 2014

smegster 

A celtic god

Oh smegster lay me

smegster by smegster November 8, 2003