| 1. | right-heavy scedule | ||
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n. a scedule with more appointments and events on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, as opposed to the other . Man, I have a right-heavy scedule. Party Friday, trip to my mom's place Friday, flight Saturday, my kid's piano recital Sunday...
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| 2. | Shitfuckcocklane | ||
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A Word used to both describe a very crappy street, or the street on which cockboy lives. 1. "Cockboy, where do you live?"
"I live on Shitfuckcocklane" 2. "Man, i Live on a Shitfuckcocklane, and it sucks... I get robbed twice an hour! My robber has a scedule for christ's sake!" |
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| 3. | Arm Pilot | ||
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Using a marker and your arm to keep schedules, appointments, phone numbers, shopping lists, and other notes.
Like a Palm Pilot, but the ink won't wear off as quick. do you have a sharpie? I need to take this number down on my arm pilot.
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| 4. | Activity Director | ||
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Also see- Girlfriend or wife.
Any woman that strategiclly plans out her mans day to ensure that he does not attain any personal time, enjoyment, or pleasure. Failure to abide by the strict daily activity scedule will result in loss of bed, loss of poon, loss of sleep, loss of quiet time outside of toilet, and in some severe cases loss of half your property. In addition to the imposed penalties you will be charged intrest in the form of other mundane chores to complete in addition to the items already on your list. There are two ways to regain your freedom. Option 1. Man up and grow some balls back. Option 2. Lay down. 18:13 risks: Jeep meet at 10 am...bahahahahaha
18:13 kouki: si senoir 18:13 risks: Ill be fast asleep senoir 18:13 kouki: your activities director wouldnt let you attend anyways :p 18:13 risks: Otherwise, id show up. 18:14 risks: lmao. 18:14 kouki: lmao thats what they are from now on 18:14 kouki: not girlfriends, activity director Credit to goes to Kouki for this. |
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| 5. | Urban Dictionary fag | ||
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1.) Someone who knows that a certain slang word doesn't exist but they want ot to so bad that they put it on Urban Dictionary anyway in the hopes of making it famous. 2.) Someone who claims that damn near every word on urban Dictionary, they made up or were using before ever hearing about it on this site. 3.) Someone who comes to this site for 'clever' new insults so he/she can seem like the fuckin' man. 4.) Someone who STAYS TALKING ABOUT THEIR NEWEST urban Dictionary post, and how awesomely hilarious it is. 5.) Someone with really No Life, or a barely interesting life who feels like maybe someone will read one of their posts and they will become famous so they put their whole name as their name for each post. Most of these will be followed with a "...go suck urban Dictionary's dick" and or clever plays on that because, well if you're going to call someone a fag, and mean it, you're going to tell them something they can do rather than waste your time. 1.) Greg:Did u guys hear of that new word "FlameyDouche"?
Real popular people: No urban Dictionary fag, No one heard of your bullshit made up word. go blow urban dictionary if you love it that much. 2.) Riley: Ew, nigga you gay! Greg: Aw, dude you heard that word on urban Dictionary? I made that up, and i was using gay before anyone even knew it was on urban Dictionary. Riley:Shutup you urban Dictionary fag, go suck Urban Dictionary's dick, and stop claiming shit. 3.) Tom: My stupid roomate. He just drinks, farts, and doesn't shower. Greg: ha, sounds like a real F-bag. I heard that on urban dictionary and i really think it fits here. Tom: Wow, go suck Some Urban Dicktionary, ya Urban Dictionary fag. Greg:Guys, guys check out this new post on urban Dictionary i put up. It'll have you crapping, it's so funny. Regular people: Hey greg, here's what you can do instead of showing us that joke. Go back to the site, scedule a date with the creators, let 'em wine and dine you, and after you have had a great time dating urban Dictionary. Blow them, ya urban dictionary fag. Greg: ...signed Greg Kevin McKinley. How cool would it be if I got noticed for my awesoem posts, that'd be cool. Greg: Mhm, maybe I 'am' an Urban Dictionary fag. |
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