chav:*overhearing conversation & being a nosy lil twat* oi!u dissin me coz i is like arder than u!?
normal human being: no i was just pointing out a simple fact. and anyway, i sed scav chum....
chav: *grunt* OI! u just fukin lookd at me wen u was jus now talking to me!
normal human being:erm...you lookd at me too.....
*chav smacks normal human being for no apparant reason......*
lesson learned: dont become a chav....
normal human being:"nothing, i was mearly pointing out the SCAV CHUM!"
chav:"na bu' u wer like dissin me & like givin me no respect innit!" *flashes bling in an attempt to blind the other person.....*
normal human being:"no you dimwitted imbecile i said SCAV CHUM....."
chav:"*grunt* fair nuff bu' next time me & ma crew is gona knife ya gud! *smacks person anyway...*"