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A scatman is a person who stutters but is able to turn it into an awesome beat.
Scatman John is a scatman, he really knows how to scat a good rhyme.
by Scatman John September 12, 2004
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A popular song in the mid 1990s by Scatman John. The song's message is to feel good about yourself, no matter what, and that just because you stutter, you can still make a great tune!
"I'm the Scatman! Yeaaaahh, I'm the Scatman!"
by lte September 17, 2006
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1. A man that sings the type of music called scat
2. A man who likes scat or shit in his mouth.
Girl... i dont roll like that
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 November 20, 2006
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Let me do it i`m faster!!!
I`m the Scatman faster than light.
by Stoutass November 16, 2008
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The man who releases his bowels often and most of the time in public offending everyone.
by riggs mane May 03, 2006
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Scatman, he often pot belly pig Olympigs championist Tokyo was racist towards becoming a problem we do not even Scatland recorded his album. The super Kireisukyattoman su, su song blew the pig to achieve his anus in the record command, he actually, he still has to admit that stuttering is not the best performance, all he It is to manually blow air into the pig's ass had to fart in his mustache, it is the secret of his I have since he was only knew that tried to meet the pigs ourselves in 12 years that I, my grandfather received a Scatman in our house, we drink classic Suntory Brewing him alias' gave pig urine 'and he went crazy ...
the upper part is the backtranslation of a japanese, so it sounds funny although it makes more sense in the original "rena yamada's interview about scatman"
by September 06, 2010
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Scatman(lit. shit-man)participated in the Gay Sin's movie ANAL ACROBATS2. While he practicized anilingus to wild tropical boars,his name

derived from licking the animal scat(shit),his specializations are: anilingus of tropical pig anuses,smelling of animal scat and eating the animalic

shit(scat),he had got his name due to his fetishism of licking old pig anuses in pig sty,where he was born. He masters the singing of pig flatulence

sounds called Scat music and cleaning the pig anus with mustache.

its scatman's ANALization,he doesnt have any teeth,coz he was born in CANALIZATIon,he is a stupid pig,this motherfucker has so much PIG

OBSESSION that he lives in apig hole, a pig hole is based in the BASTARDIZATION,he always likes to fuck crazy pigs,scatman got the

fortification,he got so much pig,he got not identification,he got no more beef,this mofo got a ball CASTRATION,the celebration of pigs,he dances

like a pig ON FRUSTRATION,a pig frustrated about his griev,dont do the MASTURBATION
by LLLÖLKLL January 21, 2010
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