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A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exsists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
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Drug lord sells weed for a fiver he is worlds biggest drugger and will karate chop u if u try to steal his crack...
and he addores children called connor. connor is his little crack minion
Oi scalesy u crack feind
scalesy by scoliossis September 20, 2020
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A word used when a person wants to kill themselves or when suggesting someone else should kill themselves, preferably by hanging. Can be used in many contexts. It can also be seen as sc8z, sc8, skates, sk8, sk8z.
Friend 1: I've got a 2000 word assignment due tomorrow and I haven't started
Friend 2: SCATES!!!

Friend 1: I had a 14 killsteak in HoN and died, think in gonna scates.
Friend 2: unlucky, massive sc8z
scates by I-AM-HON April 30, 2011
A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exhists
you:oi scalesy, im your biggest fan
A BEAST of a man!

He is a nordic god assembled in ikea by druggies so high that they are not on earth. He was born the same time as jeasus and they are best mates. He once was served peanut butter wich made his hair turn into a majestic mushroom. Scalesy has more power than shaggy at 100%.

He is the TRUE ruler of this universe!
scalesy: Exists
you: Oi scalesy, im your biggest fan

scatesque 

to be scat like, shitty, crap, etc.
that hair do is very scatesque
scatesque by dev October 26, 2004
An anti-simitic slur from ukraine
I heard that guy called Fred a "Scalesy".
Scalesy by Lil morgi ey September 11, 2020