Snatch-ass 

(noun) 1. (Usually in pornography); an anus pucker that is not the usual pucker shape, (but it resembles the slit of a vagina), therefore looking like a "snatch" inside of a pair of buttocks. 2. A crabby person; someone who is bitchy; a haggered, withered drug addict; an old fuddy-duddy; (in general), a crotchety, bitchy person who complains a lot.

1. "That guy in the gay porno had a weird-looking snatch-ass because it wasn't shaped like the usual pucker." 2. "That old snatch-ass woman at the nursing home bitched & complained about every little thing." -OR- "You're cracked out snatch-ass needs to go to rehab!" -OR- "My boss is a real snatch-ass. He's never satisfied with anyone's work."

Snatch-ass by Hung10Gemini August 17, 2008

National snatch ass month 

Don’t bother grabbing or slapping, just take ( boys and girls have fun ;)

Timmy snatched jimmys ass on national snatch ass month

National snatch ass month by Mrbigcheekd December 14, 2019

Snatch-ass 

(*I forgot to add a 3rd definition to the earlier 2 that I submitted!*) noun 3. Someone who steals or "snatches" things from someone; a thief; a shoplifter.

"Those little snatch-ass hoodlums were shoplifting in the candy aisle at the store".

Snatch-ass by Hung10Gemini August 22, 2008

Scratch ass month 

December 1st-31
National scratch ass month (weirdest yet)
Comes after grab ass and slap ass (november)

Free card to scratch any girls ass😍😍

Hey Billy you see Darlene over there, don't you wanna scratch her ass?

Obviously it's scratch ass month

Scratch ass month by Currydipbra76 December 5, 2019

scratch your ass 

Go fuck yourself; get out of here

You wanna play like that? Go scratch your ass...

scratch your ass by yourdarkerside June 1, 2015

ass scratch

the itchy arse being scratched.

Person: Hey, how is my drawing?
Person 2: ass scratch

ass scratch by xXass_scratcher_69Xx October 3, 2021

Ass snatch

A phrase made by a/to a Mexican meaning much like "ass hole", but it lacks the same intellectuallity. This phrase was developed when a 14 year old Mexican boy was hit with an object and yelled back at the person, out of anger and not thinking, which is cleary seen. Advice to all, do NOT use this phrase unless you plan on being flamed and/or wish to be stoned to death.

???: *Throws an object at a Mexican*
Juan: What the fuck you ass snatch!
???: Ass snatch? Your a fucking lamer!

Ass snatch by Niumu December 15, 2004