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The over-interest and utter unjustifiable LOVE for faesces: both human, animal or extra-terrestrial. Typical "Scat-Acts" include (but are not limited to): "SNIFF FOR SCAT" - this was on Childrens BBC with Pat Sharp in 1992, it involved young kids testing their sense of smell - if you found the magic goose turd you won a NES! "SCAT-RACING" - this involves the opening of one's gullet to engulf and wallow yourself in as much turd as possible in 60 seconds. The World Record is currently 12 stone of hedgehog, phillipine and rat CHOD in 58 seconds, held by Christoff Von Baron of Berlin, Germany.
James came home from school to ask his mother if he could watch SNIFF FOR SCAT before having his supplemetary dinner of SCAT SANDIWICES washed down with a SCAT-SHAKE. Little did he know this was feeding his addiction for all things brown....years later he can be found with a giant straw balls deep in latrines behind the Afghan lines, slurping down curry slurry at every opporunity.
by A . Bone March 21, 2007
 
1.
sexual practices related to shit
by Anonymous March 22, 2003
 
2.
To chow down on large amounts of big, hot, shit.
Sir Jerald looked over to Lady Penelope and gave her a sly wink. "You're really going to love this next course," he said in a hushed whisper full of promise. The servent bought a steaming dinner plate to the table and lifted the silver cover. Lady Penelope's eyes lit up with delight and she blushed furiously at Sir Jerald. "My favourite!" she exclaimed and cut deeply into the big fat pile of shit that had oozed out of Geralds asshole not half an hour ago.
by Kkussler June 29, 2003
 
3.
a form of extremely fast rapping. words sang usually have no meaning.
Ski ba ba ba do bop

I'm a scatman!

-Scatman John
by blazefast September 01, 2004
 
4.
1)abbreviation of scatophagy, meaning the consumption of excrement.
2) Defecation or faeces.
3) Substitute for the word shit
1) Don't do that scat here.
2) I need to take a scat.
3) Oh scat!! That must've hurt.
by Chang Wang November 03, 2003
 
5.
Sex involving poopy love.
I want to scat with you mommy.
by Mr. Hot Stuff July 25, 2004
 
6.
turding all over a lovers head
scat on my face John
by Dave December 12, 2003
 
7.
The only thing that turns normal people on, next to vomit and sticking an arm up a mare's rectum.
i like me some crispy corn nuggets. Scat is the SHIT.
by runpoochrun November 03, 2011